80 of the Funniest Birthday Wishes for Everyone in Your Life

Filed in Quote by on September 29, 2022

What could be a better gift on your birthday than the gift of laughter? Well, a smile also works perfectly even if a real gift might be preferable. Make someone’s day a little special with just your words purely from the heart. You’ve come to the right place if you’re looking for funny birthday wishes, quotes, and messages to make them smile.

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Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Everyone

When it comes to finding the right words to make someone feel special, especially on occasions like this, we sometimes struggle.

For all types of relationships you may have with various people, here are some humorous Happy Birthday wishes and messages.

They are appropriate for a humorous birthday card message. These amusing birthday messages will make them smile on their birthday and make their day. Go ahead and choose what you want!

1. Happy birthday to a realest gee I’ve ever known. Have a blast today!

2. Happy Birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

3. For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!

4. Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them. ~Anna Magnani

5. Wow, look at you growing up and having birthdays! Adult looks good on you????

6. Don’t think of it as turning [insert age]. We’re here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.

7. Wise man once said, “Forget about your past – you cannot change it.” I’d like to add: “Forget about your present – I didn’t get you one.”

8. You’re not old! …oh, no, wait, actually you are, sorry about that…

9. Great news! …you’re still alive!

10. I’m so happy you were born and It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy birthday!

11. Even though you are prehistoric, at least you are still alive! Birthday greetings!

12. “I sent you a genuinely kind gift for your special day. A ghost hug, indeed! Although you cannot feel it, it is undoubtedly present. Birthday greetings!

13. You’re the youngest-year-old I know. Happy birthday, sweetie!

14. You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

15. If you were my Uber driver, I’d totally give you five stars. Happy birthday!

16. He could probably tell you that he has never been this old before so he doesn’t know how he is supposed to act!

17. Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here’s to many more.

18. Happy Birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

19. I wouldn’t say you’re old… you’ve just been young for longer than most of us.

20. “Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Birthday greetings!

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Simple and Funny Birthday Wishes

1. I smell old people! Oh, wait no that’s just you. Happy birthday!

2. Birthday or party background. Funny balloons, candy and confetti on blue table top view. Flat lay. Invitation card.

3. The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake.

4. On their birthdays, friends celebrate their friends. On your birthday, genuine friends make you drunk. Thank goodness I’m the second kind for you.

5. “Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!”

6. On a workday, your birthday is the ideal justification for binge drinking. Tops off!

7. I skip work the day of my birthday. But my wife takes a year or two off around her birthday. Not known.

8. Happy Birthday! And remember you’re not [insert age] …you’re 18 with [XX] years’ experience.

9. I’ve gotten to the age where my train of thought frequently departs without me.birthday wishes funny my train of thought often leaves the station without me 

10. “You might be ancient, but, Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.

11. You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older?

12. You appear to be as old as dirt! To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!

13. A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

14. Background of a party or birthday. Funny balloons, sweets, and confetti are displayed on a blue tabletop. Lay flat. greeting card.

15. Still too young to plan your own surprise party! Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday queen.

16. Congratulations, you’ve finally entered your prime. I wonder where you parked your car. Do you remember where you put your phone? I’m looking for your glasses. What day is it, you ask?

17. Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.

18. Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle. ~ Bob Hope

19. I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

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Funny Messages For Her Birthday 

1. Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

2. The secret to staying young is make-up… make up an age, then stick with it!

3. I don’t have birthdays anymore, I level up!

4. We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!

5. Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young.

6. “If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you. That’s how much you mean to me bro. Happy Birthday!”

7. “Everyone experiences youth once. Your turn is officially over as of today. Birthday greetings!

8. You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise you’re pretty cool. Happy birthday!

9. Don’t let aging get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!

10. A man has reached middle age when he’s warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. ~ Henry Youngman

11. Birthday greetings. Wishing you a day as pleasant as your butt. Unless you’re a cheese, your age is irrelevant.

12. “Happy birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age… And definitely not acting it.”

13. Middle age… when “happy hour” is a nap!

14. You know, they say that your mind determines your age. The key is to keep it from entering your body slowly.

15. Here’s wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.)

16. “Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! You rock!”

17. I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!

18. The ladies love to laugh! Here’s a collection of funny Happy Birthday wishes for your mom, sister, aunt, third cousin, or female friends.

19. If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

20. Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend!

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Funny Birthday Messages For Him 

1. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

2. I would give you the last of my chicken nuggets. That is certainly noteworthy. Birthday greetings!

3. Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

4. “Today is your birthday, marking the occasion when you triumphantly left your mother’s womb. That’s pretty cool, then. Happy Birthday!

5. “Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!”

6. Age is a work of art, whereas youth is a gift from nature. Stanislaw L.

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7. It’s not getting older that makes you forgetful; it’s having too many stupid things to remember!

8. You already know what your birthday means. It’s time for you to awkwardly smile as family and friends mess up your birthday song. fun times

9. If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!

10. Happy Birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.

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11. You know you’re 40 when your back is hairier than your head.

12. Birthday wishes funny – not gray hairs, birthday glitter growing out of your head

13. You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.

14. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

15. It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

16. “Happy birthday to you! You are aware of what that means. I’ll be that old man who yells at kids to “Get off my lawn!” in another year. Everyone adores that person!

17. Personalize these Happy Birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.

18. Hey, don’t get old! It is a snare. Birthday greetings!

19. Growing older is a necessity; maturing is not. -Curry Davis

20. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

21. What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

22. Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.

23. You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older?

24. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

25. Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

26. We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!

27. The secret to staying young is make-up… make up an age, then stick with it!

28. Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.- Anna Magnani

Despite trying to be funny and very casual, remember to always keep the respect, so you don’t ruin your relationship with them, or equally make them have a bad day from your text.

However, not everyone buys the idea of sarcasm too. Be sure to know the personality of whoever you might text and you will have a sure guide on which particular word suits them. Make that loved one smile today!

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CSN Team.

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