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Dumb and Dumber Quotes (Funny Quotes to Uplift your Spirit)

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The 1994 comedic hit Dumb and Dumber was helmed by Peter Farrelly. Famous performers Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels play the lead roles. Ensure that you are happy for yourself as you read some of these dumb and dumber quotes.

Dumb and Dumber Quotes

Dumb and Dumber Quotes

The screenplay for Dumb and Dumber was co-written by Bobby Farrelly, Bennett Yellin, and Peter Farrelly. Read the funniest, funnier, and funniest quotations ever to lift your spirits.

1. “I’ll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.” – Lloyd Christmas

2. “Mock! Yeah!” – Lloyd Christmas

3. “Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” – Lloyd

4. “Some people just aren’t cut out for life on the road.” – Lloyd Christmas

5. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself.” – Harry Dunne   “dumb and dumber quotes”

6. “Would you like an atomic pepper, Mr. Mentalino?” – Harry Dunne

7. “That John Denver’s full of shit, man.” – Lloyd Christmas

8. “One time we mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. We called it bullshit.” – Harry Dunne

9. “Did you pay the Gas-man?” – Lloyd

10. “Kiss it! You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips! Right here! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!” – Harry Dunne

11. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” — Harry

12. “Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?”

13. “You just drove a sixth of the way in the wrong direction! We don’t have enough money to get to Aspen! We don’t have enough money to get home! We don’t have enough money to eat! We don’t have enough money to sleep!” – Harry Dunne

14. “Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” – Lloyd Christmas

15. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!”

16. “It’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.” – Harry Dunne

Dumb and Dumber Quotes

Quotes to Uplift your Mood

17. “Nice set of hooters you got there!” – Harry Dunne

18. “Yeah, I lost my job too.” – Harry Dunne

19. “Yeah! Unless you wanna work 40 hours a week.” – Lloyd Christmas

20. “Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, and she touched my leg.” – Harry Dunne   “dumb and dumber quotes”

21. “That’s what we’re gonna call it. ‘I Got Worms!’ We’re gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.” – Lloyd Christmas

22. “Well, it’s not gonna do us any good sitting here whining about it. We’re in a hole. We’re just going to have to dig ourselves out.” – Lloyd Christmas   “dumb and dumber quotes”

23. “Thanks. Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd Christmas

24. The dumb duo return home to find the dead bird in the cage; the straw that broke the camel’s back. It’s the final excuse they needed to do a cross country tour to Aspen in search of greener pastures!

25. “You don’t kill people you don’t know. That’s a rule.” – Mike Starr

26. “What if he shot me in the face?” — Harry

27. “If I know her as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets!” – Lloyd Christmas “Oh look, frost!” – Harry Dunne

28. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” – Harry Dunne

29. “You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” – Harry Dunne   “dumb and dumber quotes”

30. “I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” – Harry Dunne

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31. “Excuse me, Flo?” – Lloyd Christmas

32. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” – Lloyd

33. “Yeah, well you aware it’s against the law to have an open alcohol container here in the state of Pennsylvania? Come on.” – State Trooper

34. “Austria! Well then..’G’day, Mate! Let’s Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie!'”

35. Most memorable quotes are quick. A few seconds at most. This one lasts about 12 seconds, yet still remains one of the greats from Dumb and Dumber. Jeff Daniels has been in some impressive roles through the years, branching well outside of comedy. However, this could be his greatest moment as an actor, ever.

36. “We landed on the moon!” — Lloyd

37. “Boy, this party really died.” – Lloyd Christmas

38. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches!”

39. “Some place warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talkin’ bout a little place called, As-pen.” – Lloyd Christmas

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Harry Quotes

40. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” – Harry   “dumb and dumber quotes”

41. “Nice set of hooters you got there.”

42. As Sea Bass approach Harry and Lloyd’s table, one of his friends hollered the famous line. And it still holds up today in pretty much any setting.

43. “Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat.” – Lloyd

44. “Kiss it! You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips! Right here! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!” – Harry

45. “Pull your vehicle to the side of the road! License and registration, please. You fellas were going a little fast back there, wouldn’t you say? You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have ya? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?” – State Trooper

46. “It’s ok – I’m a limo driver!” – Lloyd

47. “I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.” – Lloyd Christmas

48. Everyday use: When your friends forget the rules.

49. “I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” – Lloyd Christmas

50. Well, 1 in a million is still a chance, technically.   “dumb and dumber quotes”

51. “It’s okay, I’m a limo driver!” – Lloyd Christmas

52. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass.” – Friend of Sea Bass

53. “You gotta take life by the balls! Chew it up and spit it out! Dance to the tune of a different drummer! Spread your wings and fly and run and jump! God, help me!” – Lloyd Christmas

54. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd

55. “You had an extra pair of gloves this entire time?!” – Harry Dunne

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56. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd Christmas

57. “I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again! And now no? Now, wait a minute! Wait! She must have meant 10 o’clock at night!” – Harry Dunne

58. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass!”

59. “You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.” – Harry Dunne

60. “If I know her as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets!”

61. “We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pet’s heads are fallin’ off!!”

62. “What if he shot me in the face?” – Harry Dunne

63. “Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” – Lloyd Christmas   “dumb and dumber quotes”

64. “She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.” – Harry Dunne

65. “My friend Harry and I are saving up to open our own pet store.” – Lloyd Christmas

66. He knew well and good you can’t come across as desperate. And his best move? “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” Sheer genius.

67. “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U’s.” – Lloyd Christmas

68. “Big Gulps, huh? Alright!” – Lloyd Christmas

69. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe!”

70. “I don’t get it, Lloyd. She told me 10 o’clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?” – Harry Dunne

71. “Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.” – Lloyd Christmas

72. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” – Lloyd

Quotes and Sayings

73. “I don’t get it, Lloyd. She told me ten o’ clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?” – Harry

74. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” – Harry Dunne

75. In all seriousness, the first time you see this moment, it actually feels like Harry is about to lose it on Lloyd. Nine seconds into what feels like a father scolding his son, we’re all reminded exactly how dumb Harry is.

76. “I just thought she was a raging alcoholic!”

77. “So you’re tellin’ me there’s a chance!”

78. “Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” — Lloyd

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79. “I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.” – Lloyd Christmas

80. “Big Gulps, huh? Alright!” — Lloyd

81. “Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” – Lloyd Christmas

82. “Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh!” – Lloyd Christmas

Lloyd and Harry Quotes

83. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” — Lloyd

84. “Oh look, frost!” – Harry

85. “No way! We landed on the moon!” – Lloyd Christmas

86. “Did you pay the Gas-man?” – Lloyd Christmas

87. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass.” — Friend of Sea Bass

88. “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off!” – Lloyd Christmas

89. “Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat.”   “dumb and dumber quotes”

90. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” – Lloyd Christmas

91. “I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.” – Lloyd

Dumb and dumber is One of the top comedies from the 1990s and has stood the taste of time.

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