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August 2021 Funny Birthday Wishes, Messages and Quotes

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After a cycle of time beginning from few seconds to minutes to hours, then to days, weeks and months, we come back to the very start. The start we are discussing here is that blessed moment when we were introduced into this world. Understandably, August 2021 birthday wishes are apt in celebrating the lives of those who were born in this period.

July 2021 Funny Birthday Wishes, Messages and Quotes

Birthdays are very significant attracting deep wishes, prayers as well as goodwill messages from all quarters. So, we see many people sending August 2021 birthday wishes to their friends and known persons when their days arrive.

Obviously, it is not just about typing some random words or making some shallow wishes, but it concerns saying heartfelt words to celebrate whoever we are sending the August 2021 birthday wishes to. Hence, these August 2021 birthday wishes have been carefully worded and selected to be able to suit the intentions of the sender.

Happy Birthday Wishes and Messages for Friend

It is always about friends. No great party can be hosted without friends. Also, most birthdays are always spent with friends. Thus, we start off with nice August 2021 birthday wishes for friends.

1. We all knew this day was coming. It’s best to just suck it up and accept it’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public

2. Friends like you make me feel younger and more handsome. I wish you have two birthdays a year so you get older twice as fast as me. Happy Birthday!

3. Age is just a number, and so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food!

4. A star was born on this day. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity.

5. The night is still young, but you, my friend, aren’t anymore. Let’s still party, though!

6. I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!

7. Happy birthday to one classy lady from another. Rock your birthday girl.

8. You’ll look great even when you have no teeth just like you are doing pretty well even without a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!

9. Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called ‘old’ and certainly not good-looking enough to be called ‘beautiful. Happy Birthday!

10. I regret to inform you that your childhood has EXPIRED. Happy birthday!

11. Actually, I didn’t know where to start on your birthday present so I thought I’d trawl the internet. After a couple of hours, I found some really good stuff. But then I remembered I was supposed to be finding you a birthday present and it was too late. Sorry!

12. You’re amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent – but don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because I’m a couple of days late! Happy birthday!

13. Sorry I wasn’t there with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy birthday!

14. Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!

15. Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!

16. Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!

17. On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!

18. Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!

19. Friend, don’t mind me but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!

20. Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!

21. As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement!

22. Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!

23. When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!

24. Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!

25. Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!

26. Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh, wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!

27. Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!

28. If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!

29. Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!

30. Make birthday cakes, not war.

31. Friend, don’t mind me but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!

32. Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!

33. Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!

34. Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!

35. Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!

36. Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!

37. Happy birthday, darling. May the cosmetics be with you.

38. Never apologize for who you are!!! Happy Birthday.

39. Happy Birthday! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows!

40. I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.

41. Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!

42. Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends, too.

43. We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still two girls who are better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

When around friends, one thing we can always do is to have a good laugh. At least, friends always understand us better. Thus, use these funny August 2021 birthday wishes to thrill your friends on their birthdays.

1. Oh, my dear friend, how old are you today? I know the answer, no matter, as always. +1. The first one. Best wishes on your birthday.

2. Happy Birthday to the only person I would choose for my stay as a driver!! May we have many fun and thrilling adventures together.

3. Dear Friend, I’m so thankful to you for knowing all my defects on your birthday, yet rejecting your judgment.

4. Best greetings, mate! Regardless of how old you are, I’m the friend who makes you feel young and worried about using soft white lies. Love you lots. Love you lots. Happy birthday!

5. A brainy birthday to want to be you! You haven’t gotten wiser for many years and yet another year. Happy birthday!

6. Your birthday is, honey. No one can stop having your favorite food products right in front of you. Happy birthday!

7. Good morning, my friend! Happy birthday! I hope that you blow all your candles else this year I’d phone the local fire service agency!

8. Too many birthdays can bring you closer to death. Last year, you had only one. Please be safe because it has been verified scientifically. Anyway, love you! Happy birthday!

Funny August 2021 Happy Birthday Wishes for Annoying friend

If you have some annoying friends like myself, you can pay them back with these annoying August 2021 birthday wishes.

1. Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forget

2. I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

3. A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

4. It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

5. You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.

6. Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

7. Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here’s to many more.

8. You’re 60? That’s only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!

General Funny Birthday Wishes

With no particular person in mind, these August  2021 birthday wishes can go for any occasion.

1. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!

2. Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

3. On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.

4. You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

6. If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!

7. Smart, good-looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!

8. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

9. Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night.

10. Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?

11. There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you; you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday dear oldy.

12. Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!

13. You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!

14. Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

15. Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!

16. Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.

17. You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

19. You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!

Guys Celebrating

20. Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!

21. You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!

22. It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday

23. Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life, my dear. Don’t be fooled by the illusions. Happy Birthday!

24. You might be getting bigger, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.

25. There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you are old as the hills. Wishing you a Happy Birthday. May you live long!

26. A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.

27. Another birthday of yours! It seems almost as if you’ve been polluting the earth since forever.

28. Please get a funfetti cake for your birthday. Since you are no fun, at least the cake should be.

29. Happy birthday. The older you’re getting, the more of a child you’re becoming. Grow up now, will you?

30. Happy birthday, dear. Smile! Because with your increasing age, your teeth might be gone sooner than you think.

31. I wish some people would stop wasting things. Just like you. You are wasting space on the earth and certainly wasting the time of others. Happy Birthday!

32. Congratulations on getting slightly older!

33. Well done – you have still been alive for several years!

Interesting and Amusing Things to Say to One Who is Celebrating

1. Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference at all. Happy Birthday to that person!

2. Today, anyone not mentioning in their wishes that you have gotten old and ugly is a liar. Anyway, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully each year!

3. Even if I was smoking cracks, I would still see the sign of aging on your face. How could anyone not notice that? Happy Birthday, dear but you have to accept the truth!

4. Have you ever thought what a stupid douchebag you were when we were kids? Guess what, you haven’t changed at all. Happy Birthday!

5. If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!

6. A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday, and the next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!

7. The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday!

8. Happy birthday to someone too sweeter than sugar and too spicy than Mexican chili.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

When celebrating a brother, you need to be mindful of your choice of words. So, you can try out any of these August 2021 birthday wishes for your brother. They are quotes cool. 

1. Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years. I’m so glad we met when we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.

2. One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!

3. To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!

4. I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!

5. Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!

6. I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!

7. Another birthday? You’re going to need a bigger cake… or smaller candles!

8. Don’t worry about having another birthday. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits.

9. Did you know that birthdays are good for you? Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live!

10. Don’t worry about turning a year older. Pretty soon you won’t be able to remember your age anyway.

11. May your birthday is filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide.

12. May you have loads of fun on your birthday. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine

13. I hope your birthday celebration is full of many memorable moments, and that you can actually remember some of them the next day.

14. Just because you’re older doesn’t mean you can’t party all you want on your birthday. Of course, getting up the next morning may be a problem.

15. You can pretend to be old when you are dead. Till then, you are just a little kid who wants to grow up someday. Happy Birthday, baby brother!

16. Happy Birthday dear brother. I hope you will remain just as annoying as now even when you are 100 years old.

17. Happy Birthday to the boy who was found on the road and picked up by my parents. Wish you all the good things in life, brother!

18. This is the day you arrived to steal my share of mom and dad’s love. Happy birthday, brother.

19. The only good your birth has brought is your dumbness. It has been entertaining me for years!

20. You are the epitome of stupidity and a living legend for annoying people. Bad luck for me that you are my brother. Happy Birthday!

21. You know your life is a mess when your stupidity is increasing disproportionally to your age. That’s you, brother. Happy Birthday!

22. Life can be so unfair at times. I don’t know what bad I did in life to deserve such an annoying brother like you. Happy Birthday!

23. I know you would have been so happy if I said, “you are aging so beautifully”. But sadly. Lying is not one of my good qualities. Happy Birthday!

24. Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday!

25. Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you don’t even know it. Happy Birthday my dear!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

Do not let your sister feel left alone on her birthday and do not make the mistake of taking her birthday for granted. Use these August 2021 birthday wishes to spice up her day.

1. At last you’ve reached an age where it’s time to eat healthily, exercise, and limit your consumption of alcohol.

2. Happy Birthday! If you wake up in a strange place tomorrow morning, you either 1) had too much to drink or 2) have gone senile. At your age, it could go either way.

3. Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. Just don’t forget to delete the incriminating ones!

4. Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age… or acting it!

5. Happy Birthday to a guy who’s witty, manly, handsome… and reminds me a lot of myself!

6. Happy Birthday, man! I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack.

7. Your birthday is a good time to take stock of your life, remember all the good times, and marvel at the fact that you’ve managed to survive this long.

8. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

9. Don’t let aging get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!

10. Happy Birthday Sister. As a kid, you were a lioness. But with the rising age, you’re becoming a lazy cat.

11. Today’s the day mom found you in a dustbin. You’ve grown up, but the smell just won’t go away. Happy Birthday to mom’s second favorite child.

12. Birthday wishes nowadays are so full of lies. They may make you smile but the truth is you are not more beautiful than you were last year. Happy Birthday!

13. Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday, loser!

14. One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Him

1. I hope you don’t care that I have bought you a cake to deliver to your mother, congratulate your mother on her work and birth. She was the one who did the whole job, I mean. You cracked out just a little! Happy birthday!

2. I booked a visit to the nearby aided living facility for your big day! You will enjoy a 20 percent discount if your room is now reserved! I hope that you have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday, Old fart! Happy Birthday!

3. Maybe you aren’t Christian Grey yet every year I love you more and more! My best imitation of Mr. Grey, Happy Birthday to you.

4. This is your birthday! Your birthday! The fire extinguisher, I’m bringing! Let’s start this fiesta! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! May this new year come true for all your desires!

5. I’m sorry that I haven’t got to get Kate Upton into a presentation box. I still hope that what I have will please you! Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday I adore more than Nutella to someone! I hope that your day is great and you get anything you ever desired and more!

7. Happy birthday to my dearest. Happy birthday to you! I hope you have been less excited about your birthday than the marriage of King Joffrey!

8. Wish you many more years of tolerating my tantrums. Happy birthday, honey.

9. No matter how old you are, I will always give you the bigger share of the cake! Happy birthday to you, darling!

10. Happy birthday, baby. Don’t fear getting old; being with an enticing lady like me, your youth is going to last much longer than expected!

11. Happy birthday to you, love. To celebrate your increasing age, let’s increase your cash transaction too! Let’s go shopping.

12. The wrinkles on your face make me feel so relieved because you’ve got no options other than me anymore!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Her

Funny Birthday Wishes for Her

1. Happy birthday to someone not yet as old as a dried plum. May today and every day all your dreams and wishes come true.

2. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. I shall not do the switch and the dance of Nao Nao in your honor! Naturally, I can make a move if you want me.

3. Happy birthday to someone who does not know how to fill the gas tank in her car or load a dishwasher!

4. The Roses are red. The Roses are red. Blue are violets. Sugar certainly isn’t as sweet as you are! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! May nothing more than roses fill your day!

5. Happy birthday!! Happy birthday!! You are one in a million, and I would like to spend the day celebrating your birthday, except when you watch soccer, baseball, or hockey.

6. You certainly don’t appear a day older than the age you say you are! Happy birthday to somebody filled with sugar and spice, all nice.

7. No matter how much you mature, I’m always going to snuggle you like a baby. Happy birthday, my girl.

8. Happy birthday to an awesome girl, Happy Birthday! I’m looking forward to your birthday and to all that you have dreamed of.

9. I thought of getting you as many flowers as your age, but we don’t have enough space to keep so many flowers at home.

10. I didn’t get you a birthday cake; because no cake can nearly be as sweet as you. Or maybe, I forgot to get one.

11. Wish you a happy birthday, my princess. May your weight be disproportionate to your age.

12. Happy birthday baby. I hope to see you wearing the outfit you were born in; someday soon!

Funny Birthday Messages for Colleagues

1. Happy birthday, my friend from work. Let’s keep making fun of the bosses behind their backs.

2. I have to appreciate the way you try to act like a young man. You must be having a busy time coloring your hair black every day. Happy Birthday!

3. Let’s have a night out in honor of your birthday. Let’s drink and party all night long. And of course, let’s not hope we end up at the hospital tomorrow. Happy Birthday!

4. Happy birthday, workmate! Good going on your way to becoming the oldest man in the office.

5. Maybe use a portion of your this month’s salary to fill my stomach, please? Happy Birthday, Colleague!

6. Age is just like a badge of honor. The older you are, the more respected you are in the office. Happy Birthday to you. Wish you all the best!

7. We decided to buy a bog, sweet birthday cake for you. Although we are not sure if you are allowed to eat cake at this age. Happy Birthday!

8. No one remains young forever. But you should have stayed young for at least a couple of years, at least for me. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Messages for Daughter

1. You know darling, you’re special. You’re the kind of daughter who makes me feel like I have the sun. You light up my world like nobody else.

2. I recently started taking boxing lessons. It’s because I’m going to punch that guy who makes my little girl cry. My princess deserves to be happy. Happy birthday!

3. I was thinking of buying you a gift but then I thought the best gift for you would be to watch all of your favorite movies with you and not make any funny remarks on your favorite characters. Happy birthday!

4. The best thing about a kid growing up is that the parents don’t have to pamper him anymore for no reason at all. Happy birthday!

5. Getting you a perfect gift was not this hard when you were a kid. Now, it is really tough to impress you. But we enjoy the adventure. Happy birthday.

6. Every time it’s your birthday, I feel like a Justin Bieber fan because you’re my “Baby.” Happy birthday, baby!

7. When you were a little baby, I used to be a horse for you. You’d sit on my back and ride like a jockey. Do you want the same on this birthday? Though at this age, I’d prefer to be a camel than a horse!

8. I know the guy is handsome and young but does he love you as your old man does? I bet no! Happy birthday my angel. Don’t worry! I’m not going to tell your mom!

9. Today I thought I should pamper you for no reason but it seems like the old man is past his age. However, Happy birthday, dear.

10. Back when you were a baby, you used to cry for no reason. And now, as you have grown up, you cry for birthday gifts and candies. Happy birthday my crying star!

11. There is no way I am going to accept that you are all grown up until or unless you admit that soccer is more enjoyable than those clueless TV shows you watch. Happy birthday!

Hilarious Wishes for Birthday Celebration

When you want to bring fun and excitement to the birthday party, you need a lot of funny lines. So, feel free to send these amusing August birthday wishes to friends. 

1. Your birthday only comes once a year but the wrinkles it brings will last a lifetime.

2. If you were a dog…you’d be 7 times older than you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller!

3. That’s your birthday cake?! I thought we were having a bonfire in the middle of your dining room. Happy Birthday… should I call and cancel the fire department then?

4. Happy Birthday from one of the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you know. You are one-in-a-million.

5. My best wishes! I hope your husband treats you to a night out on the town–so you can enjoy having the house to yourself!

6. Happy Birthday to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I’ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.

7. Happy Birthday to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I’ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.

8. Happy Birthday to someone who knows everything there is about me and Still enjoys being my friend. I hope we have many more years of wild and crazy adventures together.

9. Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick-butt though, wouldn’t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.

10. Wishing you the best! I would say you don’t look another year older, but if I tell one lie now, it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. You look pretty good for your age!

11. If you were a grape, I would stomp on you and make you into a delicious vintage wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!

12. The best part of a birthday is the birthday cake. Wishing you the best. Where’s the cake?

13. Happy Birthday to a friend who I wouldn’t trade for all the Nutella in the world.

14. I couldn’t fit Channing Tatum in the box but I hope this gift will do. Happy Birthday to the future Mrs. Channing Tatum.

15. So I was watching Jurassic Park and I remembered it was your birthday. Happy Birthday, you old dinosaur!

16. I was watching Grumpier Old Men and I remembered it was your birthday. I hope we get put in the same room at our future nursing home. We would make some kick-butt BINGO partners! We would clean up!

17. I have a particular set of skills. Skills that I have learned over a lengthy friendship with you. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me a piece of cake, I will leave. If you don’t, I will find your cake and I will blow out your candles.

18. Happy Birthday, my friend! I’m looking forward to getting together with you tonight to go over all of your Facebook birthday wishes from people that don’t give rats behind you the rest of the year.

19. I’ll tell you a secret. I do believe it’s somebody’s birthday and just in case that person is you, Happy Birthday.

20. Stop crying. This is supposed to be a joyous occasion where we fill up on divine birthday cake and drink good cheer. Celebrate in merriment the day of your birth into this lustrous world. Forget the wrinkles, sore joints, forgetfulness, and gray hair. Happiest of Happy Birthday to you, dear friend!

21. If someone asks if you’re a God, you say ‘YES!’. If you don’t Mr. Stay Puft will wreak havoc on our town. That was life lesson #1, right? Happy Birthday to a friend who is fluent in movie quotes just like me.

22. Happy Birthday to someone good-looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant FROM someone.

23. Best wishes. You’re not THAT old. You’re just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, “Let it go! Let it go!”

24. I know you’re not thirty, flirty, and thriving but hey you’re still driving! You’re not in too bad of shape.

25. You know that old sang the older you are the wiser you are? I used to think it was true but then I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to you.

26. Your 21st Birthday party was SO successful you decided to celebrate it for more than 20 years in a row!

27. I was at the antique store downtown and I ran across one of the toys from your childhood that you always talk about. Happy Birthday and Congratulations to someone who is old enough to have their childhood toys listed in the latest edition of Kovel’s Antique Guide! Well done!

28. Of all the people celebrating their birthday today, you are the least likely to be called “young” by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!

29. Just to let you know that getting older doesn’t necessarily mean you have to grow up. You can always be a ‘Toys R’ Us’ kid who wears scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a Big Wheel.

30. Happy Birthday to someone I am proud to say will ALWAYS be older than me. I love having you as my friend, even if it is only to make myself feel better about my age.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Mom

Funny Birthday Wishes for Mom

1. Happy birthday to my mom! Here is a coupon for you to hand to dad: “Mom’s day off! Dad gets to do all of the chores.” Enjoy your freedom.

2. Dear Mom, here’s wishing you the happiest of birthdays today! From, your favorite child (who is also the smartest, most handsome, and funniest).

3. You know you’re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than wrinkles on your face. Just kidding.

4. Do you know what to not ask for on your birthday? Absolutely nothing! It’s your day to choose whatever you want. Happy birthday to the best mother around!

5. Here’s a smile from me to you. Let this day bring you something new.

6. Here’s a big hug from your favorite child. I wish you a year full of surprises, presents, joys, and laughter.

7. Don’t feel overwhelmed by the number of candles on your cake. It won’t trigger the fire alarm yet. Next year, maybe! Happy birthday, sweet Mom!

8. Happy 17th annual 29th birthday to my favorite mom! Enjoy your day!

9. Happy birthday to our mom, the one lady we know who had a pet dinosaur in her childhood. Just kidding! We love you.

10. We bought a woodpecker and trained her to tap out the number of holes that match her age. Too bad she passed out before she could finish.

11. It’s about time you reached this age, now that you’ve grown out of flowers and chocolates, we can get you a real present that actually has some punch. You said you did some horse riding before, right? Happy Birthday!

12. For such a young mom you’ve always had such a wise head on your beautiful young shoulders. It’s a shame that also means you know how to keep such close tabs on me using Facebook. Happy Birthday!

13. Does this message count as a gift? If not, I’m going to need a list. Happy Birthday from your outstandingly lazy son! You only have yourself to blame!

14. Time to tell you the truth, mom, you don’t make the best cookies in the world. But you do give the best: hugs, kisses, head scratches, back rubs, care when I’m ill, support when I’m down and home to come back to. Your Sunday roast isn’t bad either. Happy Birthday!

15. You’re the most beautiful, graceful, and wonderful woman in the world. Dad was blessed to have met you, and your children all know we owe you everything. A day does not go by that I don’t appreciate everything you have done for us. Still working on that will, right? Happy Birthday!

16. Just like you are not supposed not have a favorite child, we are not supposed to have a favorite parent. But just between you and me, let’s just say dad gets a lower birthday budget every year. Happy Birthday, Mom! From your secret favorite of the litter.

17. While all the other kids were allowed out to play, you made sure I was home safe, fed, and studying. It’s your fault that I’m now the smartest of all my friends. Happy Birthday, mother! From your arrogant and grateful son!

Funny August 2021 Birthday Wishes for a Woman

1. May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!

2. Cheers to a woman who has been thirty… fifty times!

3. Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge!

4. When you were born, the sun shone… for the very first time!

5. Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!

6. I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.

7. Happy Birthday to a friend that has no secrets from me but always fills in her ‘birth date’ field alone.

8. Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred! Happy Birthday!

9. May your Birthday be filled with joy – and wine.

10. Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!

11. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious woman’s birthday!

12. Girl, you look amazingly young for your age but remember we went to school together. Best wishes!

13. Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is!

14. Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!

15. There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!

16. Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!

17. You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we’re not as old as you!

18. Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (That’s because you have!)

19. Happy Birthday. In dog years this would be heaven for you.

20. Here are some funny birthday wishes for a lady.

21. Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!

22. Happy Birthday to someone who’s an even bigger diva than me!

23. Remember: It’s better to be a year older than a month late. Happy Birthday!

24. It’s your birthday! Turn up the sass, fill up your glass, and go kick some ass!

25. Happy Birthday, lady! You keep looking young, and I’ll keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Deal?

26. For a different type of birthday wish for a woman in your life, see these “Happy Birthday, beautiful” messages.

Funny July 2021 Birthday Wishes for a Woman

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for a Man

1. Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your birthday, anyway!

2. Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut!

3. Since the dawn of time, you have been here! Today is no different!

4. Your beard may be gray, your wrinkles may be deep, but hey, at least there is cake!

5. A man like you deserves to have fond memories of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no more dinosaurs!

6. Here are some funny birthday messages specifically for a guy.

7. Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age… or acting it!

8. Happy Birthday! Hope you consume plenty of cake, beer, and ED meds.

9. Happy Birthday! Don’t worry – I would never make fun of your age. You might hit me with your walking cane!

10. Sure, you’ve got more wrinkles, less hair, and your balls are sagging ever closer to your knees, but… eh, I got nothin’. Happy Birthday!

11. For more humorous birthday wishes for him, see this list of ways to say “Happy Birthday, old man.”

12. Happy Birthday to a man who has witnessed great things! The invention of the wheel, the first cave drawing…

13. Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn’t gray! Happy Birthday, man!

14. Today, reflect on the fact that you have been here from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man!

15. On this day, some people will tell you that you are still a young man. Those people are liars!

16. Man, you are like a tree in the woods! Old and still managing to stay grounded!

17. Today is a day to ask important questions! Like, ‘who is your dentist’ and ‘do you get your beard dyed’?

18. Cheers to a man who thinks he still thinks he is young, but isn’t! You have really embraced delusion!

19. As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don’t worry about that! You already are!

20. Today, you have really achieved something! How does it feel to be the oldest man alive?

21. If someone doesn’t acknowledge your age, then that person is not really looking at you! Happy Birthday, man!

22. Someday, you will tell me how you survived the dinosaurs! Happy Birthday, man!

Funny July 2021 Birthday Wishes about Growing Older

Funny August 2021 Birthday Wishes about Growing Older

Not many persons love to be faced with the reality that they are slowly passing away. So, when you can use this as a weapon for your friend. Check out these August 2021 birthday wishes about getting older.

1. By far the most common type of funny birthday wish is the one that makes fun of the person’s age. Here are some hilarious examples.

2. Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me

3. Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!

4. Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…

5. If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope.

6. Happy birthday – So far, this is the oldest you’ve ever been!

7. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year… if you make it!

8. If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!

9. Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!

10. As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

11. Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake.

12. We all knew this day was coming. It’s best to just suck it up and accept it’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public.

13. Don’t worry about your age… alcohol will make it all better!

14. I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now… you’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.

15. Just remember the more candles on the cake, the bigger the cake you’ll get! Now who’s laughing?

16. Another year older and you’re one step closer to getting those Velcro shoes!

17. Remember that age is just a number… just a really, REALLY high one in your case!

18. I regret to inform you that your childhood has EXPIRED.

19. You’re still hot after all these years… just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!

20. You’re still hot after all these years… just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!

21. Don’t fret over another birthday. You were already old.

22. Happy Birthday! How does it feel to be redacted years old?

23. Your birthday is the perfect time to recognize all your wonderful qualities, including the fact that you’re older than me.

24. Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday… and point out that you are older than dirt.

25. Happy Birthday! I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus.

26. Happy Birthday! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but you’re still looking good!

27. You look great for your age. Happy [age + 10] Birthday!

28. Happy Birthday! Don’t hurt yourself blowing out all those candles!

29. It’s your birthday! This is a big one. Then again, at your age, every birthday is a big one!

30. I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were milk I’d sniff you before pouring you on my cereal.

31. Happy Birthday! For everyone’s safety, please skip the candles this year.

Funny July 2021 Birthday Wishes about Drinking and Enjoyment.

Funny August 2021 Birthday Wishes about Drinking and Enjoyment.

1. May you have loads of fun on your birthday. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine!

2. Hope you have a wild time tonight. Just keep in mind that “It was my birthday” is not an actual legal defense.

3. It’s your birthday? As if you needed an excuse to act irresponsibly!

4. It’s your birthday! Time to drink beer and eat sheet cake until you barf.

More Funny August 2021 Birthday Wishes

Still, you can use these are lovely August 2021 birthday wishes to put a smile on someone’s face.

1. I didn’t get you a gift or a card, but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media.

2. I didn’t get you a gift or a card, but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media.

3. Congrats on escaping the womb many years ago.

4. Happy Birthday to someone who’s not completely annoying most of the time.

5. I was going to send you a big wad of cash for your birthday, but then I realized that just knowing me was enough of a gift.

6. Congrats on avoiding death’s clutches for another year.

August 2021 Birthday Wishes for Cousin

1. Happy birthday, Cousin! Happy birthday, Cousin! In the ancient ways, you were trained! Without you, the pyramids had not been constructed!

2. happy birthday my cousin! You are the one in our family we depend on to know our history… because you have been here since the beginning!

3. Hope you know that today you lost a year of your life? I’ll nevertheless throw a celebration to forget this loss. Happy birthday!

4. You’re not my true brother, I’m happy. Since you are so smart and gorgeous, my parents would have been more proud of you than me. Happy birthday!

5. Today I don’t make jokes about age since I feel horrible about how old you are—happy birthday Cousin!

6. How huge you grew, I can’t believe it! The days are long gone when I may grab your cake from the dish, and nobody will ever be wiser. Happy birthday!

7. The boy who ought to be my twin, happy birthday! I believe God did not know the two of us could handle our family jointly.

8. Not everyone is as fortunate as you are to wish you today a happy birthday with such a great relative.

9. I don’t have any gifts for you, but I’ll still eat all your cakes and snacks because you’re my cousin. HAPPY Birthday my Dumbo cousin!

Sarcastic August 2021 Birthday Wishes

If you are looking for some witty and sadistic wishes, you need to check out these sarcastic July 2021 birthday wishes below.

1. You’re the least famous person I know of who was born on your birthday.

2. I couldn’t think of a message that would make you laugh for your birthday card… you’re too boring…

3. I hope your birthday is better than the card I sent you…

4. Seriously, I don’t know how many more of your birthdays I can handle.

5. Another year older… and you still can’t grow a beard.

6. If I made fun of how many years old you are, it would be beyond funny.

7. Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year.

8. Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity; you are truly an inspiration.

9. Happy birthday! Here is a piece of card to show you how little I care…

10. What are you so happy about? It’s your birthday and you are going to have to spend a lot of money to keep us happy. At least have fun doing it!

11. Life was meant to be celebrated more often than just one day a year. Man, you’re missing opportunities the other 364 days!

12. I decided to keep having birthdays because it beats the alternative… Death.

Funny Birthday Sayings

1. Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes.

2. Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get.

3. Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.

4. There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth.

5. Birthdays are like vacations. You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly.

6. The old pessimist focuses on his growing number. The old optimist focuses on his growing blessings.

7. Getting older is just part of life… and the other parts are even worse.

8. The older you get, the more disoriented your hair gets. Once it leaves your head, it seems to get lost.

At every point we find a friend or loved one celebrating, it is always wise to share in their joy and wish them well. Thus, August 2021 birthday wishes are structured to commemorate years of fruitful life and also instill the drive for greater accomplishments in the future.

Accordingly, do not hesitate to use any of these August 2021 birthday wishes to impart the lives of your friends and loved ones on their birthdays.

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CSN Team.

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