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13 Going on 30 Quotes You’ll Love

Filed in Quote by on July 14, 2022

– 13 Going on 30 Quotes –

It’s been over a decade since the iconic romantic comedy, 13 going on 30 blessed our TV screens. We have compiled 13 going on 30 quotes for you to reminisce on fun times.

13 Going on 30 Quotes

13 Going on 30 Quotes

These 13 going on 30 quotes are a fun way to look back on what was an iconic moment in the rom-com genre. We hope you enjoy every bit of it.

1. “I don’t want to be beautiful in my own way. I want to look like these people.” -Jenna Rink

2. “Jenna, if you’re gonna start lying about your age, I’d go with 27.” -Lucy Wyman

3. ” I’ll have a Piña Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!” -Jenna Rink

4. “Jenna I’ve always loved you.” -Matt Flamhaff

5. “I wanna be thirty and flirty and thriving.” -Young Jenna Rink

6. “It doesn’t matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade.” -Matt Flamhaff

7. “…We need to remember what used to be good. If we don’t, we won’t recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes.” -Jenna Rink

8. “Matty, I told you something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I’m this, and you, I mean—you’re that! You get it?” -Jenna Rink

9. “You don’t always get the dream house, but sometimes you get pretty close, you know?” -Matt Flamhaff

10. “Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I don’t regret making any of them.” –Beverly Rink

11. “There are six of them, Jenna, that’s the whole point. There can’t be a seventh Sixth Chick. It’s just mathematically impossible.

Besides you’re way cooler than they are, they’re totally unoriginal.” -Matt Flamhaff

12. “You can’t just turn back time.” -Matt Flamhaff

13. “I want you to be so, so happy.” -Jenna Rink

14. “You don’t always get the dream house, but sometimes you get pretty close, you know?” –Matt Flamhaff

15. “You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy – and I don’t like you at all.” -Jenna Rink

16. “OK, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face.” -Jenna Rink

17. “It doesn’t matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.” -Lucy Wyman

18. “You don’t always get the dream house, but sometimes you get pretty close, you know?”  -Matt Flamhaff

19. “Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don’t deserve it. Do you know what kind of person I am now, I mean – do you know who I am right now? I don’t have any real friends.” -Jenna Rink

20. “I don’t know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?”  -Matt Flamhaff

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21. “Matty, I told you – something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I’m this, and you, I mean – you’re that! You get it?” -Jenna Rink

22. “Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?”  -Matt Flamhaff

23. “It doesn’t matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after…”  -Matt Flamhaff

24. “I don’t want to be original, Matty, I want to be cool.” –Young Jenna Rink

25. “Richard, we are hiring new printers, we’re installing passwords. We’re building firewalls on all the computers. Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.” -Lucy Wyman

26. “I’ll have a Pina Colada, not a virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally…” -Jenna Rink

27. “Can you tell I’m wearing underwear? ‘Cause I totally am.”-Jenna Rink

28. “Almost. And someday I’m gonna BE a Sixth Chick.” -Young Jenna Rink

29. “There are six of them, Jenna, that’s the whole point. There can’t be a seventh Sixth Chick.

30. It’s just mathematically impossible. Besides, you’re way cooler than they are, they’re totally unoriginal.” -Young Matt Flamhaff

13 Going on 30 Quotes

Touching 13 Going on 30 Quotes

31. “I love you, Matt. You’re my best friend.” -Jenna Rink

32. “I love you too, Jenna… I’ve always loved you.”  -Matt Flamhaff

33. Did you? Good, I guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes.” -Richard Kneeland

34. “Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here?” -Lucy Wyman

35. “Sparkle’s editor in chief, Trish Sackett. Twelve o’clock and headed our way.” -Lucy Wyman

36. “Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. How’s yours doing?” -Trish Sackett

37. “My God, Trish, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? Please, put some crab in your purse for later.” -Lucy Wyman

38. “You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. Or you could change the name to something more appropriate…like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever’s more pathetic.” -Trish Sackett

39. “You know what? You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don’t like you at all.” -Jenna Rink

40. “Well, okay. Emily Pratt called and wanted me to tell you, “I can’t believe you scooped my story on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting b*tch.

41. That was a new level of sleaze, even for you. I hope you die in one of her casual pantsuits.” -Ariene

42. “Miss Lewis called. She said, “I hope you choke on your own bile, you pretentious, conniving snake.” -Ariene

43. “Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I don’t regret making any of them. Because if I hadn’t have made them, I wouldn’t have learned how to make things right.” Beverly Rink

44. “You know what? You can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on, [splashes Young Lucy’s drink on her dress] biatch. [to Matt] Come on, Matt.” -Young Jenna Rink

45. “There are six of them, Jenna, that’s the whole point. There can’t be a seventh Sixth Chick. It’s just mathematically impossible. Besides you’re way cooler than they are, they’re totally unoriginal.”  -Matt Flamhaff

46. “You can’t just turn back time.”  -Matt Flamhaff

47. “Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeless people.”  -Matt Flamhaff

48. “It doesn’t matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade.”  -Matt Flamhaff

49. “I want you to be so, so happy.” -Jenna Rink

50. “I’m gonna walk into this office and not let anyone know I’m hung over.” -Lucy Wyman

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51. “I think all of us want to feel something that we’ve forgotten or turned our backs on because maybe we didn’t realize how much we were leaving behind.

We need to remember what used to be good, if we don’t, we won’t recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes.” -Jenna Rink

52. “Just because you don’t look like girls in Poise magazine, doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful in your own way.” -Mom

53. “I don’t wanna be beautiful in my own way. I wanna look like these people.” -Jenna Rink

54. “Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the 30s are the best years of your life. I wanna be 30.” -Jenna Rink

55. “That’s the thing. Something really strange is happening. I slept in an apartment I’ve never seen before and there was a naked man in my shower and I saw his thingy.” -Jenna Rink

56. “I told you, something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then… and then today I woke up and I’m this. And you… I mean, you’re that. You get it?” -Jenna Rink

57. “Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Falling into a K-hole? Are you doing drugs?”  -Matt Flamhaff

58. “No, no, look… I was sitting in my closet and I skipped everything. I mean, it’s like a weird dream. I can’t remember my life. You need to help me remember my life.” Jenna Rink

59. “I don’t know anything about you, all right? I haven’t seen you since high school.”  -Matt Flamhaff

60. “What about Christmas? Didn’t you wanna see me then?” -Jenna Rink

13 Going on 30 Quotes

Interesting 13 Going on 30 Quotes

61. “We went separate ways. We went to different colleges, different careers.”  -Matt Flamhaff

62. “I think I saw you through a frosted window once, 6 years ago.”  -Matt Flamhaff

63. “What if this isn’t just a dream? What if what I wished for actually happened?” -Jenna Rink

64. “Then you got everything you ever wanted. You might as well enjoy it.”  -Matt Flamhaff

65. “It’s because I’ve got these incredible boobs to fill it out.” -Jenna Rink

66. “To being 30. I’ve decided it’s gonna be a totally awesome.” -Jenna Rink

67. “Of course it is. You’re thin, you’re hot, you can get any guy you want, biatch.” -Lucy Wyman

68. “Not to mention, biatch, the hottest magazine editor in the world.” -Jenna Rink

69. “My soulmate? I don’t know if I believe in those. I think that’s kind of naïve.”  -Matt Flamhaff

70. “But you get goosebumps when you’re around her… and butterflies?” Jenna Rink

71. “No, I haven’t gotten crazy like that about a girl since high school.”  -Matt Flamhaff

72. “Matty, what happened to us? I mean, how come we never stayed friends?” -Jenna Rink

73. “I don’t know, I forget.” -Matt Flamhaff

74. “No, what happened?” -Jenna Rink

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75. “I don’t know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party. When you were in the closet, playing that game, Spin the Rapist?”  -Matt Flamhaff

76. “Seven Minutes in Heaven… Everybody ditched. And that is the last thing I remember.” -Jenna Rink

77. “We don’t have to get into this. It’s a long time ago. It really doesn’t matter anymore.” -Matt Flamhaff

78. “It matters to me. Just tell me.” -Jenna Rink

79. “You came out of the closet, and I started to sing my birthday song to you, And then you picked up and threw at me with impressive force, I might add…” -Matt Flamhaff

80. “..The dream house that I spent 3 weeks building for you. And then you just stopped being my friend, and you never spoke to me again after that, ever.” -Matt Flamhaff

81. “Forget it, Jenna. It was a long time ago. It doesn’t matter.” -Matt Flamhaff

82. “Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don’t deserve it. Do you know what kind of person I am now? Do you know who I am right now?”  -Jenna Rink

83. “I don’t have any real friends, I did something bad with a married guy.  I don’t talk to my mom and dad, I’m not a nice person. And the thing is, I’m not 13 anymore.” -Jenna Rink

84. “I’m not trying to compliment you. I’m trying to pressure you.” -Richard Kneeland

85. “How long until your balls get totally squished?” -Jenna Rink

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