Gilmore Girls Quotes (100+ Quotes from the TV Show)
The mother-daughter team known as The Gilmore Girls has gained popularity since the early 2000s. When Lorelai and Rory Gilmore made their small-screen debut in 2000, they won over a wide range of fans. Read these Gilmore Girls quotes to know more about the movie.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
Gilmore girls show used a style and attitude that was relatable to all types of audiences, not just women. Find out more from the lines extracted from the popular show.
1. “Mom, you’ve given me everything I need.” -Rory
2. “Just let me buy my plane, Lorelai. Let me be frivolous and shallow, will you please?”
3. “I was going to wait until you called me, but my life isn’t as long as yours.”
4. “Violent pencil-tossing usually signals a need for pie.” -Luke Danes
5. “I live in two worlds — one is a world of books.”
6. “That’s ridiculous. Who’s going to help her get into Harvard?” “Reese Witherspoon.” -Richard and Lorelai Gilmore
7. “People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute.” -Logan
8. “I don’t want to talk to anybody else. I don’t like anybody else.” -Jess Mariano
9. “My sock drawer could be a better mother than Courtney Love.”
10. “You’ve got to be patient and wait for what you want to appear, then pounce.” -Michel
11. “You never socialized me properly. I should hate you right now. Do something to make me hate you.” “Gilmore girls quotes”
12. “A little nervous breakdown can work wonders for a girl.”
13. “God that’s terrible. It’s like drinking My Little Pony.” -Luke Danes
14. “I think I’m going to give birth out of boredom.” -Sookie St. James
15. “You sound distracted. Did something cute just walk by?” -Lorelai Gilmore
16. “Fresh coffee will be ready in a minute, unless you want to just roll up a dollar bill and go nuts.” -Luke Danes
Rory Gilmore
17. “So I spent a night in jail. Big deal. So did Martin Luther King.” -Rory Gilmore
18. “I can’t date. I’m not genetically set up for it.” –Paris Geller
19. “There’s plenty to do tonight that we can be mortified about tomorrow.”
20. “Everything’s magical when it snows. Everything looks pretty.” -Lorelai Gilmore
21. “It is what it is. You, me.” -Jess to Rory
22. “It’s times like these that you realize what is *truly* important in your life.” -Miss Patty
23. “I just don’t want to be that kind of girl. The kind of girl who just falls apart because she doesn’t have a boyfriend.” “Gilmore girls quotes”
24. “He works at the firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.” -Luke Danes
25. “And if eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
26. “Oh, I found that if I focus too much on one subject, I start to get a little punchy.”
27. “I’ve already gone through the five stages of grieving. Denial, anger…I don’t remember these two, but they were served on the rocks with salt!” -Sookie St. James
28. “I have liked you for some time now and I don’t think this feeling is going to go away.” -Lane
29. “Everyday that you breathe, you make my life harder.” -Michel Gerard
30. “If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
31. “My brain is a while jungle full of scary gibberish.” – Lorelai Gilmore
32. “Well, it’s not every day I have my girls here for dinner on a day the banks are open.”
33. “Everything’s magical when it snows.”
34. “Reality has no place in our world.”
Short Quotes
35. “It’s always best to tell each other major life events, so there’s no awkwardness.” -Emily
36. “You can’t watch Willy Wonka without massive amounts of junk food.”
37. “There’s plenty to do tonight that we can be mortified about tomorrow.”
38. “You can trust nothing and no one, ever.” -Michel Gerard
39. “My books look sad. Can books look sad?”
40. “You’re full of hate and loathing, and I gotta tell you – I love it!”
41. “I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.” “Gilmore girls quotes”
42. “You jump, I jump jack.”
43. “I’ll put some fruit on my head and join a conga line.” -Michel Gerard
44. “Who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals?!” -Rory Gilmore
45. “He’s like the lost Farrelly brother. He’s so stupid. He watched The Breakfast Club and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.”
Interesting Quotes
46. “A little nervous breakdown can work wonders for a girl.
47. “I have no words. Oh no, wait. I found some. Jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat boy, low-life, buttface miscreant.” -Rory Gilmore
48. “Then let it remove the tar from our souls.” -Paris Geller
49. “I need caffeine. Whatever form you’ve got it. I haven’t had any all day. I’ll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it, whatever form it’s in, gimme.”
50. “As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”
51. “Hey, tomorrow, if you have time, I’m planning on despising everyone who says, ‘Hey, how’s it going?” “Gilmore girls quotes”
52. “You wear that in public?”
53. “I love you, you idiot.” -Rory
54. “God, you are like a pop-up book from hell.”
55. “If you’re going to throw your life away, he’d better have a motorcycle.”
56. “People don’t realize it, but it takes years of training to eat the way we do.” -Lorelai Gilmore
57. “Hold on, I’m looking up ‘aneurysm’ in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.”
58. “I even cleaned the table using something other than the sleeve of my sweater and spit.”
59. “Well, if you expect that muffin to fly back to the kitchen by itself, you better go get it a cape.”
60. “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where we can find the best Antiques?” “At your house, I’d guess.” “Gilmore girls quotes”
61. “I can go from zero to studying in less than 60 seconds!”
62. “It was a great kiss. If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences.” –Lorelai
Emily Gilmore
63. “It’s my responsibility as your best friend to make sure you do exciting things even when don’t want to.”
64. “I’m not broken. Maybe just a little chipped.”
65. “I smell snow.”
66. “I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and I don’t care who knows it.” -Rory
67. “Oy with the poodles already!” -Lorelai and Rory Gilmore
68. “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.” -Lorelai
69. “I find your mother completely fascinating.” -Louise Grant
70. “It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ‘til we drop dead.” -Lorelai
71. “Boys don’t like funny girls.” – Mrs. Kim
72. “There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous creme pies you can just smash in somebody’s face. But this is definitely one of them.”
73. “I feel like this is my time to be rootless and just see where life takes me, and travel wherever there’s a story to write.” “Gilmore girls quotes”
74. “Who else here had eight shots of tequila? Anybody? Hands.” -Lorelai Gilmore
75. “Hey, call me crazy, but I just don’t think that Butterfingers go with jujubes.”
76. “I hate when I’m an idiot and don’t know it. I like being aware of my idiocy.”
77. “I’m just a big, fat Wookie-humping loser with no future!”
78. “I… And the chop flew, so I lunged. And the floor slipped, and then… And I just… Flip, you know?” -Sookie St. James
79. “I hate when I’m an idiot and don’t know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy. To revel in it, take pictures. We’ve missed a prime Christmas card opportunity.” -Lorelai Gilmore
Dialogue Quotes
80. “The best thing about it was she’d tell me constantly. My first sentence was ‘Big head want dolly’.”
81. “Sorry. Independence Inn. Major Disappointment speaking.” -Lorelai Gilmore
82. “You jump, I jump, Jack!” -Rory
83. “No, it’s National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot.” -Paris Geller
84. “I need coffee in an IV.” “Gilmore girls quotes”
85. “Nothing excites me before 11.”
86. “I just want you to remember three things while you’re sitting up there. I love you. You’re the greatest kid in the world. And you’re in a skirt, keep your knees closed.” -Lorelai Gilmore
87. “My mother is fast asleep in my bed, clutching my Hello Kitty pillow, and yes, I have pictures.” “Gilmore girls quotes”
88. “You never do anything unless it’s exactly what you want to do. You never have. You go through life like a natural disaster, knocking down everything and everyone in your path.”
89. “If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.”
90. “Life’s been pretty good to you. It was your turn for a few curveballs. Peaks and valleys, kid.”
Quotes and Sayings
91. “My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn’t do whatever I wanted to do or be, whomever I wanted to be. As she guided me through these incredible 18 years, I don’t know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her.” -Rory Gilmore
92. “I’m fine. I’m just being dramatic. It’s what I do.”
93. “Well then, buy me a boa and drive me to Reno, because I am open for business!”
94. “Sure, we’re girls, so we could only be arguing about a boy, right? Sexist, white-haired…” -Paris Geller
95. “It’s Avril Lavigne’s world. We’re just living in it.”
96. “I’m going to have to quit drinking coffee! And I love coffee — I really love coffee!”
97. “Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch.” -Richard Gilmore
98. “I don’t like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around eventually.” -Lorelai Gilmore
99. “Yeah, I’m fine. I’m great. It’s a big, fat, happy sunshine day for me.” -Luke Danes
100. “This thing we’re doing here — me, you — I just want you to know I’m in. I’m all in.” -Luke
101. “I wanna get the healthy glow of someone who consistently goes to the gym, without having to go to the gym of course.” -Kirk
102. “You know my babbling capabilities are infinite.”
103. “You can use your mother’s old golf clubs. They’re upstairs, gathering dust, with the rest of her potential.”
104. “Well, then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open or business.” -Emily Gilmore
Lorelai Gilmore
105. “But marriage is not about always being happy. It’s about compromise.”
106. “You’ve got such a great brain!”
107. “You’re full of hate and loathing and I love it.” -Lorelai Gilmore
108. “Mom, you’ve given me everything I need.” “Gilmore girls quotes”
109. “Do you yahoo?” – Jess Mariano. “No. It’s a hologram. Lifelike, isn’t it?” -Emily Gilmore
110. “You have so many years of screw-ups ahead of you.”
111. “By the way, that was some half-assed kiss you two had.” -Babette Dell
112. “I want to live my life so I can read an in-depth biography about myself in later years.” “Gilmore girls quotes”
113. “A little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a girl.” -Rory Gilmore
114. “If all else fails, you can marry rich.” -Rory Gilmore
115. “Oh my god, he kissed me.” -Rory
116. “Oh yes, it was beautiful in there. We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.”
The fictional Connecticut hamlet of Stars Hollow serves as the setting for the American comedy-drama television series Gilmore Girls. The seven seasons of the sitcom followed the two women as they navigated a whirlwind of family ups and downs while still finding solace in one another.
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