He’s Just Not That Into You Quotes
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He’s Just not that into you is a romantic comedy about ten people in Baltimore who are struggling with their romantic lives.
He’s Just Not That Into You Quotes
He’s Just Not That Into You is a lighthearted romantic comedy that appeals to both men and women. Below are some quotes from the film.
1. “An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of ‘ruining the friendship.” ―
2. “And above all, if the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start “figuring him out,” please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find the one that is.” ―
3. “Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.” ―
4. “big plans require big action” ―
5. “The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.” ―
6. “We’re taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side, to be optimistic. Not in this case. In this case, look on the dark side. Assume rejection first. Assume you’re the rule, not the exception.” ―
7. “He doesn’t need to be reminded you’re great.” ―
8. “There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you’re Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it’s your relationship that’s insecure, not his bank account.” ―
9. “You already have one asshole, you don’t need another one” ―
10. “Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.” ―
11. “The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.” ―
12. “Don’t you want the guy who’ll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?” ―
13. “..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he’s just not that into you.” ―
14. “If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.” ―
15. “We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.”―
16. “The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.” ―
17. “He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.” ―
18. “I’m tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.” ―
19. “Always be classy. Never be crazy.” ―
20. “If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing,
because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.” ―
21. “I believe in love the verb, not the noun.” ―
22. “When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.” ―
23. “Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.” ―
24. “Busy’ is another word for ‘asshole’. ‘Asshole’ is another word for the guy you’re dating.” ―
25. “You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.” ―
26. “Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.” ―
27. “Face the fact the person you love probably left a long time ago.” — Greg Behrendt
28. “You can’t talk your way out of a breakup. It’s not up for discussion.” — Greg Behrendt,
29. “Breakup sex means you’re still broken up.” — Greg Behrendt
30. “Classy is walking away with your head held high graciously with your dignity. Being a doormat is offering to drive him to the dentist for a root canal.”— Greg Behrendt
31. “If he can’t live without you he won’t break up with you.” — Greg Behrendt
32. “Stop taking his calls and really let him know what it’s like to live without him.” — Greg Behrendt
33. “It doesn’t count unless he says it sober.” — Greg Behrendt
34. “People tell you who they are all the time…you should believe him.” — Greg Behrendt
35. “Beware of the word friend it is often used by men or women who that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior. Personally when I pick my friends I like to pick the ones that don’t make me cry myself to sleep at night.” — Greg Behrendt
36. “You deserve a fucking phone call.” — Greg Behrendt
Unexpected Declaration of Love
Here are some of the best quotes you’ll get from the film.
37. “If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind.” — Greg Behrendt
38. “The word busy is a load of crap and often used by assholes.” — Greg Behrendt,
39. “Don’t let the honeys and baby’s fool you, his sweet nothing are just that.” — Greg Behrendt
40. “Men don’t forget how much they like you. So put down the phone.”— Greg Behrendt
41. “Don’t get tricked into asking him out. If he likes you he’ll do the asking.”— Greg Behrendt
42. “If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you he will.”— Greg Behrendt,
43. “An excuse is a polite rejection.” — Greg Behrendt,
44. “Men for the most part like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you.” — Greg Behrendt
45. “Beware of the word friend. It can often be used by men and women, that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior. Personally when I’m picking friends, I like the ones who don’t make me cry myself to sleep.”— Greg Behrendt,
46. “The most attractive quality of all is dignity.”— Greg Behrendt,
47. “There’s a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.”— Greg Behrendt
48. “He doesn’t need to be reminded you’re great.”— Greg Behrendt,
49. “Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.” — Greg Behrendt
50. “I’m tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.” — Greg Behrendt
51. “Always be classy. Never be crazy.” — Greg Behrendt
52. “Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.” — Greg Behrendt
53. “If a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.” – Justin Long
54. “What if you meet the love of your life, but you already married somebody else, are you supposed to let them pass you by?” – Drew Barrymore
55. “Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love.” – Drew Barrymore
56. “I think that being happy makes the biggest impact on your physical appearance.” – Drew Barrymore
57. “One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five big days that change everything.” – Beverly Donofrio
58. If I ever start talking to you about “my craft” or “my instrument,” you have permission to shoot me point-blank. –
59. “If you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners corrupted from infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?” – Danielle
60. “Atlanta’ lost more money than any movie in the history of movies. Or something like that. Right, daddy?” – Casey Brodsky
61. “Remember, I am your mother. And that means you’re not allowed to stay mad at me.” – Beverly Donofrio
62. “Busy” is another word for “asshole.” ―
63. “wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted. And when you do move on and find your right person, believe me, you’re not going to wish you had gotten to spend more time with Stinky the Time-Waster or Freddy Can’t-Remember-to-Call.” ―
64. “When a guy is into you, he let’s you know it.” ―
65. “I don’t want to be in a serious relationship” truly means “I don’t want to be in a serious relationship with you” or” ―
66. “We’re taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side, to be optimistic. Not in this case. In this case, look on the dark side. Assume rejection first. Assume you’re the rule, not the exception.” ―
67. “Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.” ―
68. “He’s just not that into you.” ―
69. “It’s hard. We’re taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side, to be optimistic. Not in this case. In this case, look on the dark side. Assume rejection first. Assume you’re the rule, not the exception. It’s intoxicatingly liberating.” ―
70. “If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs.” ―
71. “A good indication that it’s not is if you’re only staying with What’s His Name because you’re scared.” ―
72. “It’s very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less – even a vague pathetic facsimile of less – than you would have ever imagined. Remember always what you set out to get and please don’t settle for less.”―
73. “Greg made us see, after an enormous amount of effort, that if a (sane) guy really likes you, there ain’t nothing that’s going to get in his way. And if he’s not sane, why would you want him?”―
74. “Meeting someone you like and dating him is supposed to make you feel better, not worse.” ―
75. “We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.” ―
76. “You are not easily forgotten.” ―
77. “People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.” ―
78. “Maybe there are men like that out there, maybe there aren’t. This is the only thing you need to remember: Mr. I’m Just Not Up For It is exactly the same guy as Mr. I’m Just Not That Into You. Both guys don’t want to be with you. One of them may say he can’t be with you, but it’s still the same result. He isn’t” ―
79. “Hey—do you remember that movie when the girl waited around for the guy to ask her out, then made excuses when he didn’t? Then she slept with him when they were both drunk, and basically just hung around until they were kind of dating? Then” ―
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