He’s Just Not That Into You Quotes

Filed in Quote by on June 21, 2022

– He’s Just Not that into You Quotes –

He’s Just not that into you is a romantic comedy about ten people in Baltimore who are struggling with their romantic lives.

He’s Just Not That Into You Quotes

He’s Just Not That Into You is a lighthearted romantic comedy that appeals to both men and women. Below are some quotes from the film.

1. “An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of ‘ruining the friendship.” ― Greg Behrendt

2. “And above all, if the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start “figuring him out,” please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find the one that is.” ― Liz Tuccillo

3. “Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.” ― Greg Behrendt

4. “big plans require big action” ― Greg Behrendt

5. “The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.” ― Greg Behrendt

6. “We’re taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side, to be optimistic. Not in this case. In this case, look on the dark side. Assume rejection first. Assume you’re the rule, not the exception.” ― Liz Tuccillo

7. “He doesn’t need to be reminded you’re great.” ― Greg Behrendt

8. “There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you’re Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it’s your relationship that’s insecure, not his bank account.” ― Greg Behrendt

9. “You already have one asshole, you don’t need another one” ― Greg Behrendt

10. “Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.” ― Greg Behrendt

11. “The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.” ― Greg Behrendt

12. “Don’t you want the guy who’ll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?” ― Greg Behrendt

13. “..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he’s just not that into you.” ― Greg Behrendt

14. “If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.” ― Greg Behrendt

15. “We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.”― Greg Behrendt

16. “The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.” ― Greg Behrendt

17. “He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.” ― Greg Behrendt

18. “I’m tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.” ― Greg Behrendt

19. “Always be classy. Never be crazy.” ― Greg Behrendt

20. “If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing,
because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.” ― Greg Behrendt

21. “I believe in love the verb, not the noun.” ― Greg Behrendt

22. “When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.” ― Greg Behrendt

23. “Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.” ― Greg Behrendt

24. “Busy’ is another word for ‘asshole’. ‘Asshole’ is another word for the guy you’re dating.” ― Greg Behrendt

25. “You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.” ― Greg Behrendt

26. “Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.” ― Greg Behrendt

27. “Face the fact the person you love probably left a long time ago.”  Greg Behrendt

28. “You can’t talk your way out of a breakup. It’s not up for discussion.” Greg Behrendt,

29. “Breakup sex means you’re still broken up.” Greg Behrendt

30. “Classy is walking away with your head held high graciously with your dignity. Being a doormat is offering to drive him to the dentist for a root canal.” Greg Behrendt

31. “If he can’t live without you he won’t break up with you.” Greg Behrendt

32. “Stop taking his calls and really let him know what it’s like to live without him.” Greg Behrendt

33. “It doesn’t count unless he says it sober.” Greg Behrendt

34. “People tell you who they are all the time…you should believe him.” Greg Behrendt

35. “Beware of the word friend it is often used by men or women who that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior. Personally when I pick my friends I like to pick the ones that don’t make me cry myself to sleep at night.” Greg Behrendt

36. “You deserve a fucking phone call.”  Greg Behrendt

Unexpected Declaration of Love

Here are some of the best quotes you’ll get from the film.

37. “If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind.” Greg Behrendt

38. “The word busy is a load of crap and often used by assholes.” Greg Behrendt,

39. “Don’t let the honeys and baby’s fool you, his sweet nothing are just that.” Greg Behrendt

40. “Men don’t forget how much they like you. So put down the phone.” Greg Behrendt

41. “Don’t get tricked into asking him out. If he likes you he’ll do the asking.” Greg Behrendt

42. “If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you he will.” Greg Behrendt,

43. “An excuse is a polite rejection.”  Greg Behrendt,

44. “Men for the most part like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you.” Greg Behrendt

45. “Beware of the word friend. It can often be used by men and women, that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior. Personally when I’m picking friends, I like the ones who don’t make me cry myself to sleep.” Greg Behrendt,

46. “The most attractive quality of all is dignity.” Greg Behrendt,

47. “There’s a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.” Greg Behrendt

48. “He doesn’t need to be reminded you’re great.” Greg Behrendt,

49. “Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.” Greg Behrendt

50. “I’m tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.” Greg Behrendt

51. “Always be classy. Never be crazy.” Greg Behrendt

52. “Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.”  Greg Behrendt

53. “If a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.” – Justin Long

54. “What if you meet the love of your life, but you already married somebody else, are you supposed to let them pass you by?” – Drew Barrymore

55. “Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love.” – Drew Barrymore

56. “I think that being happy makes the biggest impact on your physical appearance.” – Drew Barrymore

57. “One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five big days that change everything.” – Beverly Donofrio

58. If I ever start talking to you about “my craft” or “my instrument,” you have permission to shoot me point-blank. –

59. “If you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners corrupted from infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?” – Danielle

60. “Atlanta’ lost more money than any movie in the history of movies. Or something like that. Right, daddy?” – Casey Brodsky

61. “Remember, I am your mother. And that means you’re not allowed to stay mad at me.” – Beverly Donofrio

62. “Busy” is another word for “asshole.” ― Greg Behrend

63. “wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted. And when you do move on and find your right person, believe me, you’re not going to wish you had gotten to spend more time with Stinky the Time-Waster or Freddy Can’t-Remember-to-Call.” ― Greg Behrendt

64. “When a guy is into you, he let’s you know it.” ― Greg Behrendt

65. “I don’t want to be in a serious relationship” truly means “I don’t want to be in a serious relationship with you” or” ― Greg Behrendt

66. “We’re taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side, to be optimistic. Not in this case. In this case, look on the dark side. Assume rejection first. Assume you’re the rule, not the exception.” ― Greg Behrendt

67. “Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.” ― Greg Behrendt

68. “He’s just not that into you.” ― Greg Behrendt

69. “It’s hard. We’re taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side, to be optimistic. Not in this case. In this case, look on the dark side. Assume rejection first. Assume you’re the rule, not the exception. It’s intoxicatingly liberating.” ― Liz Tuccillo

70. “If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs.” ― Greg Behrendt

71. “A good indication that it’s not is if you’re only staying with What’s His Name because you’re scared.” ― Greg Behrendt

72. “It’s very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less – even a vague pathetic facsimile of less – than you would have ever imagined. Remember always what you set out to get and please don’t settle for less.”― Greg Behrendt

73. “Greg made us see, after an enormous amount of effort, that if a (sane) guy really likes you, there ain’t nothing that’s going to get in his way. And if he’s not sane, why would you want him?”― Liz Tuccillo

74. “Meeting someone you like and dating him is supposed to make you feel better, not worse.” ― Greg Behrendt

75. “We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.” ― Greg Behrendt

76. “You are not easily forgotten.” ― Greg Behrendt

77. “People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.” ― Greg Behrendt,

78. “Maybe there are men like that out there, maybe there aren’t. This is the only thing you need to remember: Mr. I’m Just Not Up For It is exactly the same guy as Mr. I’m Just Not That Into You. Both guys don’t want to be with you. One of them may say he can’t be with you, but it’s still the same result. He isn’t” ― Greg Behrend

79. “Hey—do you remember that movie when the girl waited around for the guy to ask her out, then made excuses when he didn’t? Then she slept with him when they were both drunk, and basically just hung around until they were kind of dating? Then” ― Greg Behrendt

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