200 Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes About Love and Life

Filed in Quote by on November 9, 2023

The Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes are known for their twisted romance and disarray brilliance and they offer a peak into the Gotham’s most infamous couple. These quotes are a mix of hilarious, romance and motivation.

Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

Enjoy these Joker and Harley Quinn quotes from the show and comic book, a mix of romance, hilarious and motivation

Along with her love for her one and only, the Joker, she is also motivated by some unstable, sinister, and frightening urges. Read on to find interesting quotes!

1. “I did everything you said. Every experiment, trial, and start-up. I’ve proven that I adore you. Simply accept it!” – Harley Quinn’s

2. “You’d think after living with Mistah J, I’d get accustomed to a little discomfort.”

3. “Once upon a time, we had wild love. But that is no longer the case, – Mister J.” Harley Quinn’s

4. “Look…I’m merely doing it to assist you. Let’s give it another shot. Acceptance.”

5. Childhood is when you idolize Batman; age is when you discover that the Joker is more logical – Joker.

6. “I’m going to hotwire an automobile. “Do you need a ride?” – Harley Quinn’s

7. “I may appear joyful, but the only way I will truly smile is if you cut me ear to ear.” – Joker “Quotes from the Joker and Harley Quinn”

8. “If I’m going to have a history, I’d rather have numerous choices!” – Joker

9. “Hush, tiny baby, don’t say anything, Momma’s going to slaughter the whole damn world for you.” -Harley Quinn’s

10. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but their ideas are sometimes extremely brilliant.” – Joker

11. People enjoy pretending that dreams and reality are distinct, independent, and unrelated. That could not be further from the truth. They are intertwined.

12. “You believe you’re terrifying because you’re so cute. I’ve seen scary, man, and you don’t have his smile.” Harley Quinn’s

13. Just wait until they see me – Harley Quinn.

14. You couldn’t possibly let me leave, could you? When an unstoppable force collides with an immovable object – Joker – this is what occurs.

Funny Quotes

15. “Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom”

16. Am not sick, I’m twisted. Sick makes it sound like there’s a cure – Joker.

17. “Are you sweet talkin’ me? All’a that chitchat’s gonna getcha hurt…” – Joker

18. “That so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.” – Harley Quinn

19. “Oh buckets full, honey. I was tryin’ too hard to impress the wrong guy. Kinda like you with Superman.” “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

20. “In case ya ain’t figured it out, today’s the Joker’s big homecoming, and you’re the guest of honor.”

21. I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.

22. “When you miss me, remember, when you had me, I wasn’t enough.”

 Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

23. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” – Harley Quinn

24. No matter how insane you may be, there is always someone to complete the insanity

25. “It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh?” – Harley Quinn

26. “If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!” – Joker

27. “You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”      “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

28. “Face it, Harl, this stinks — yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states — and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown.” – Harley Quinn

29. “What’s wrong with you, B-man? You come into Mista J’s home and just start smashing it to pieces! Don’t you know he’s sick?”

Joker and Harley Quinn Love Quotes

30. “Let me get you outta here girl. We can team up again. Drive all the boys crazy. Ya know? Like the old days…”

31. “I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me.” – Harley Quinn

32. “I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.”    “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”                                                                                       

33. “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” – Joker

34. “What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said.”

35. Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.

36. “I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.” – Harley Quinn

37. “I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.”

38. “I’ll show ya! I’ll pull a big heist all by myself and I’ll be laughing atcha, ya hear?Ha ha, Laughing! *sigh* I miss him already!”     “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

39. “I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.” – Joker

40. “Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy”

41. I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome – Joker

42. “Look alive, wage slaves! Presenting – the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks – the One and Only – JOKER!”

43. “Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?” – Harley Quinn

44. “Without Batman, crime has no punch line.” – Joker

45. All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt – Harley Quinn.

 Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

Harley Quinn Sayings

46. “You didn’t like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate.’ It’s a comedy.” – Harley Quinn

47. “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.” – Harley Quinn                                                                      

48. “You got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!” – Harley Quinn

49. Find what you love and let it kill you.     “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

50. “Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.” – Harley Quinn

51. “We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.” – Harley Quinn

52. “If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.” – Harley Quinn

53. “If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my sh*t.”

54. “I’m known to be quite vexing, I’m just forewarning you.”

55. “Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.” – Harley

Joker and Harley Quinn Romantic quotes

56. “Every man needs that one crazy bi*ch in his corner.”

57. The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.

58. “Oh the irony! The grim stalwart Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary, fightin together to save the city!”    “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

59. “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals.” – Harley Quinn                                                                                                                                                

60. “Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!”

61. I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.” – Harley Quinn

62. “I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?” – Harley Quinn

63. If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.

64. “Don’t call me Puddin’!” – Joker to Harley Quinn

65. “Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won’t hurt you!”

66. I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.    “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

67. “A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.”

68. “He saw darkness in beauty. She saw beauty in darkness.”

69. “They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable.”

70. “You know it’s love when you can’t get enough of craziness.”

71. “I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.” – Harley Quinn

72. “What? Oh, I’m not gonna kill ya. I’m just gonna hurt ya… really, really bad.” – Joker to Harley Quinn

73. “Nice work, butterfingers, why didn’tcha just turn the bat signal on while you were at it!”

74. “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.” – Harley Quinn

Motivational Quotes

75. “Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness, not an idiot who forces you to be normal.”

76. “We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.”

77. “Have you heard this new Taylor Swift song? It’s soooo good.”    “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

78. “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals.” – Harley Quinn

79. “Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.” – Harley Quinn                                                                                

80. “Just shoot him? Know this, my sweet. The death of Batman will be nothing less than a masterpiece.” – Joker to Harley Quinn

81. “Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.” – Joker to Harley Quinn

82. “I promised you some entertainment, right, boys?”

83. “To me love is about being able to see the light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness”      “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

84. Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos – Joker.

85. “Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!”

86. “My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhous walls.” – Harley Quinn 

Joker Quotes

87. “Own that sh*t. Own it! What do you think was gonna happen? Huh?”

88. “You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral” – Harley Quinn

 Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

89. “Look on the bright side – tomorrow you’ll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!”

90. “Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.” – Harley Quinn

91. “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?” – Mistah Jay

92. “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!” – Joker

93. “If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”   “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”       

94. “We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mistah J.”

95. “I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.” – Harley Quinn

96. “A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” – Joker                                                                          

97. “I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes!” – Harley Quinn

98. “No matter how broken you are. There is someone out there who will love you enough to put you back together again.”

Harley Quinn Quotes About Joker

99. “I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.” “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

100. “I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.” – Harley Quinn

101. “Find what you love and let it kill you.” “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

102. A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love – Joker

103. “I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.”

104. “If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”

105. “You can’t kill me without becoming like me. I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me.”

106. “You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero.”

107. “I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!”

108. “I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.”

109. “Find what you love and let it kill you.”

110. “Why, what’s wrong? You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”

111. “That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.”

112. “My heart scares you, but a gun doesn’t?”

113. “We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mister J.”

114. “Okay, fine, so I hadn’t told people about the breakup. But you don’t understand. Being Joker’s girl gave me immunity. I could do whatever I wanted, to whoever I wanted, and no one ever dared to object.”

115. “We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.”

116. “You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.”

Harley Quinn Sad Quotes 

117. “The Joker and I broke up. I wanted a fresh start, but it turns out I wasn’t the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.”

118. “Stupid bats, you’re ruining date night!”

119. “You know, bats? I always thought there was a spark between us.”

120. “You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, because I’m not even a real blonde.”

121. “It’d be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit.”

122. “We’re bad guys. It’s what we do.”

123. “Hey, everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right? I’m off my meds.”

124. “I love your perfume. What is that, the scent of death?”

125. “I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.”

126. “I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you.”

 Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

127. “Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?”

128. “It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us.”

129. “I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”

130. “I’m kidding! Jeez! That’s not what they really said.”

131. “They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable.”

132. “You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral.”

Harley Quinn Crazy Quotes

133. “I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.”

134. “So, what if I’m crazy? The best people are.”

135. “I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.”

136. “Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.”

137. “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.”

138. “No matter how insane you may be, there is always someone to complete the insanity.”

139. “Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.”

140. “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!”

141. “If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run because I’m about to lose my sh*t.”

142. “I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes.”

143. “Mama’s gonna paint the streets with blood.”

144. “Now that’s a killer app!”

145. “Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.”

Inspirational Harley Quinn Quotes

146. “The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.”

147. “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals.”

 Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

148. “I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame!”

149. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.”

150. “I may be twisted but at least I make it interesting.”

151. “Self-awareness comes in all forms.”

152. “I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?”

153. “I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me.”

154. “Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you’re stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.”

155. “We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go.”

156. “Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile; the love behind your anger; and the reason behind your silence.”

157. “People love to pretend fantasy and reality are separate, distinct, unrelated. Nothing could be further from the truth. They’re entwined.”

158. “Lucky for me, I have all my best ideas drunk.”

159. “I’m sorry, kid, I’m just a terrible person I guess.”

160. “None of us are walking out of here unless we work together.”

161. “Unless we all wanna die very unpleasant deaths, we’re gonna have to work together.”

162. “isn’t this fun? It’s just like a sleepover — we should order pizza, make cosmos!”

163. “I’m the one they should be scared of. Not you, not mr. J. Because I’m Harley freaking Quinn.”

164. “you don’t know who that is? The joker. The clown prince of crime. My former partner in madness. The harlequin of hate. The jester of genocide. You’ve never heard of him?”

165. “Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist. Work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient.”

166. “Do you know who I am?”

167. “It’s time for Gotham to meet the Birds of Prey.”

168. “It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn, so I really put myself out there.”

169. “So I’m thinking if we move together we can kill all these guys and go our separate ways. Spread the word.”

Harley Quinn Comic Quotes

170. “All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive.”

171. “Well, you’ve come to the right place. I recommend a lobotomy.”

172. “Didn’t you like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate’… It’s a comedy.”

173. “Dontcha knock before entering a lady’s boudoir?”

174. “Sweetie, get Mommy’s bazooka.”

175. “All I wanted was a new dress and I actually paid for it!”

176. “I’m having a bad day! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over, or blow me up! I didn’t even get to keep my new dress. And I actually paid for it.”

177. “If I’m lucky, I’ll make it out of town before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin.”

178. “Face it, Harl, this stinks! You’re a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown.”

179. “Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable…”

180. “Ha! With my past? I don’t even believe it myself.”

181. “Maybe I can stick you some shampoo?”

182. “Hush little baby, Don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.”

183. “I’m going to kill you. For everything that you’ve done to me.”

Harley Quinn Quotes to Batman

184. “I may be crazy, but at least I’m not boring.” – Harley Quinn

185. “I’m not a lady, I’m a supermodel.” – Harley Quinn

 Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

186. “Puddin’ taught me how to love, but I’ll teach you how to fear.” – Harley Quinn

187. “I’m not a sidekick, I’m a partner in crime.” – Harley Quinn

188. “I’m not a damsel in distress, I’m a damsel in success.” – Harley Quinn

189. “I don’t need anyone’s approval, I approve of myself.” – Harley Quinn

190. “I’m the only one who gets to say when I’m done.” – Harley Quinn

191. “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your man thinks so.” – Harley Quinn

192. “I’m not the one you should be afraid of, it’s the people who created me.” – Harley Quinn

193. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” – Harley Quinn

194. “I’m the queen of the broken hearts club.” – Harley Quinn

195. “I’m not your typical princess, I’m your worst nightmare in a tiara.” – Harley Quinn

196. “I may be small, but I pack a punch.” – Harley Quinn

197. “I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.” – Harley Quinn

198. “I’m a diamond, you can’t break me.” – Harley Quinn

199. “I’m not your toy, I’m your worst nightmare.” – Harley Quinn

200. “I’m not your cup of tea, I’m your shot of whiskey.” – Harley Quinn

CSN Team.

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