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Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes (100+ Quotes from the Movie and Book)

Filed in Quote by on August 17, 2022

According to Harley’s history, the Joker hired her as a psychiatry intern. He eventually brought out her volatility and won her over to his side and love him rather than having her assist him. Enjoy these Joker and Harley Quinn quotes from the show and comic book, a mix of romance, hilarious and motivation.

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Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

Along with her love for her one and only, the Joker, she is also motivated by some unstable, sinister, and frightening urges. Read on to find interesting quotes!

1. “I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!” – Harley Quinn                                                                                          

2. “You think after living with Mistah J I’d be used to a little pain.”

3. “We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mister J.” – Harley Quinn

4. “Look…I’m only doing this to help you. Let’s try this again. Acceptance.”

5. Childhood is when you Idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realise that the Joker makes more sense – Joker.

6. “I’m going to hotwire a car. Need a ride?” – Harley Quinn

7. “I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.” – Joker      “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

8. “If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – Joker

9. “Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.” – Harley Quinn

10. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” – Joker

11. People love to pretend fantasy and reality are separate, distinct, unrelated. Nothing could be further from the truth. They’re entwined.

12. “That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.” – Harley Quinn

13. Wait till they get a load of me – Harley Quinn.

14. You just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object – Joker.

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Funny Quotes

15. “Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom”

16. Am not sick, I’m twisted. Sick makes it sound like there’s a cure – Joker.

17. “Are you sweet talkin’ me? All’a that chitchat’s gonna getcha hurt…” – Joker

18. “That so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.” – Harley Quinn

19. “Oh buckets full, honey. I was tryin’ too hard to impress the wrong guy. Kinda like you with Superman.”      “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

20. “In case ya ain’t figured it out, today’s the Joker’s big homecoming, and you’re the guest of honor.”

21. I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.

22. “When you miss me, remember, when you had me, I wasn’t enough.”

23. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” – Harley Quinn

24. No matter how insane you maybe, there is always someone to complete the insanity

25. “It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh?” – Harley Quinn

26. “If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!” – Joker

27. “You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”      “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

28. “Face it, Harl, this stinks — yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states — and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown.” – Harley Quinn

29. “What’s wrong with you, B-man? You come into Mista J’s home and just start smashing it to pieces! Don’t you know he’s sick?”

Joker and Harley Quinn Love Quotes

30. “Let me get you outta here girl. We can team up again. Drive all the boys crazy. Ya know? Like the old days…”

31. “I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me.” – Harley Quinn

32. “I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.”    “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”                                                                                       

33. “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” – Joker

34. “What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said.”

35. Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.

36. “I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.” – Harley Quinn

37. “I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.”

38. “I’ll show ya! I’ll pull a big heist all by myself and I’ll be laughing atcha, ya hear?Ha ha, Laughing! *sigh* I miss him already!”     “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

39. “I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.” – Joker

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40. “Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.” – Harley Quinn                                                                                                                                    

41. I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome – Joker

42. “Look alive, wage slaves! Presenting – the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks – the One and Only – JOKER!”

43. “Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?” – Harley Quinn

44. “Without Batman, crime has no punch line.” – Joker

45. All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt – Harley Quinn.

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46. “You didn’t like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate.’ It’s a comedy.” – Harley Quinn

47. “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.” – Harley Quinn                                                                      

48. “You got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!” – Harley Quinn

49. Find what you love and let it kill you.     “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

50. “Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.” – Harley Quinn

51. “We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.” – Harley Quinn                                                                                           

52. “If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.” – Harley Quinn

53. “If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my sh*t.”

54. “I’m known to be quite vexing, I’m just forewarning you.”

55. “Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.” – Harley

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56. “Every man needs that one crazy bi*ch in his corner.”

57. The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.

58. “Oh the irony! The grim stalwart Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary, fightin together to save the city!”    “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

59. “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals.” – Harley Quinn                                                                                                                                                

60. “Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!”

61. I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.” – Harley Quinn

62. “I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?” – Harley Quinn

63. If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.

64. “Don’t call me Puddin’!” – Joker to Harley Quinn

65. “Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won’t hurt you!”

66. I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.    “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

67. “A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.”

68. “He saw darkness in beauty. She saw beauty in darkness.”

69. “They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable.”

70. “You know it’s love when you can’t get enough of craziness.”

71. “I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.” – Harley Quinn

72. “What? Oh, I’m not gonna kill ya. I’m just gonna hurt ya… really, really bad.” – Joker to Harley Quinn

73. “Nice work, butterfingers, why didn’tcha just turn the bat signal on while you were at it!”

74. “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.” – Harley Quinn

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Motivational Quotes

75. “Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness, not an idiot who forces you to be normal.”

76. “We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.”

77. “Have you heard this new Taylor Swift song? It’s soooo good.”    “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

78. “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals.” – Harley Quinn

79. “Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.” – Harley Quinn                                                                                

80. “Just shoot him? Know this, my sweet. The death of Batman will be nothing less than a masterpiece.” – Joker to Harley Quinn

81. “Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.” – Joker to Harley Quinn

82. “I promised you some entertainment, right, boys?”

83. “To me love is about being able to see the light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness”      “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

84. Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos – Joker.

85. “Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!”

86. “My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls.” – Harley Quinn 

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87. “Own that sh*t. Own it! What do you think was gonna happen? Huh?”

88. “You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral” – Harley Quinn                                                                                            

89. “Look on the bright side – tomorrow you’ll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!”

90. “Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.” – Harley Quinn

91. “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?” – Mistah Jay

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92. “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!” – Joker

93. “If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”   “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”       

94. “We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mistah J.”

95. “I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.” – Harley Quinn

96. “A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” – Joker                                                                          

97. “I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes!” – Harley Quinn

98. “No matter how broken you are. There is someone out there who will love you enough to put you back together again.”

Harley Quinn Quotes About Joker

99. “I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.”      “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”

100. “I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.” – Harley Quinn                                                     

101. “Find what you love and let it kill you.”     “Joker and Harley Quinn quotes”                                                      

102. A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love – Joker

103. “I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.”                                     

Harley Quinn is a member of the Suicide Squad, a group of evildoers. She was created by Paul Dini and Bruce Timm. She embodies the traditional concoction of sass, craziness, humour, and fear in a stunning package.

While the Joker is a supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. A failing clown and wannabe stand-up comedian who incites a violent counterculture through his spiral into madness and nihilism.

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