200 Dumb and Dumber Quotes for Lovers of the Movie
The 1994 comedic hit Dumb and Dumber was helmed by Peter Farrelly. Famous performers Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels play the lead roles. Ensure that you are happy for yourself as you read some of these dumb and dumber quotes.
Dumb and Dumber Quotes
The screenplay for Dumb and Dumber was co-written by Bobby Farrelly, Bennett Yellin, and Peter Farrelly. Read these funny quotations ever to lift your spirits.
1. “I’ll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.” – Lloyd Christmas
2. “Mock! Yeah!” – Lloyd Christmas
3. “Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” – Lloyd
4. “Some people just aren’t cut out for life on the road.” – Lloyd Christmas
5. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself.” – Harry Dunne “dumb and dumber quotes”
6. “Would you like an atomic pepper, Mr. Mentalino?” – Harry Dunne
7. “That John Denver’s full of shit, man.” – Lloyd Christmas
8. “One time we mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. We called it bullshit.” – Harry Dunne
9. “Did you pay the Gas-man?” – Lloyd
10. “Kiss it! You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips! Right here! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!” – Harry Dunne
11. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” — Harry
12. “Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?”
13. “You just drove a sixth of the way in the wrong direction! We don’t have enough money to get to Aspen! We don’t have enough money to get home! We don’t have enough money to eat! We don’t have enough money to sleep!” – Harry Dunne
14. “Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” – Lloyd Christmas
15. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!”
16. “It’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.” – Harry Dunne
Quotes to Uplift Your Mood
17. “Nice set of hooters you got there!” – Harry Dunne
18. “Yeah, I lost my job too.” – Harry Dunne
19. “Yeah! Unless you wanna work 40 hours a week.” – Lloyd Christmas
20. “Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, and she touched my leg.” – Harry Dunne “dumb and dumber quotes”
21. “That’s what we’re gonna call it. ‘I Got Worms!’ We’re gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.” – Lloyd Christmas
22. “Well, it’s not gonna do us any good sitting here whining about it. We’re in a hole. We’re just going to have to dig ourselves out.” – Lloyd Christmas “dumb and dumber quotes”
23. “Thanks. Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd Christmas
24. The dumb duo return home to find the dead bird in the cage; the straw that broke the camel’s back. It’s the final excuse they needed to do a cross country tour to Aspen in search of greener pastures!
25. “You don’t kill people you don’t know. That’s a rule.” – Mike Starr
26. “What if he shot me in the face?” — Harry
27. “If I know her as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets!” – Lloyd Christmas “Oh look, frost!” – Harry Dunne
28. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” – Harry Dunne
29. “You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” – Harry Dunne “dumb and dumber quotes”
30. “I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” – Harry Dunne
Lloyd Christmas Quotes
31. “Excuse me, Flo?” – Lloyd Christmas
32. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” – Lloyd
33. “Yeah, well you aware it’s against the law to have an open alcohol container here in the state of Pennsylvania? Come on.” – State Trooper
34. “Austria! Well then..’G’day, Mate! Let’s Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie!'”
35. Most memorable quotes are quick. A few seconds at most. This one lasts about 12 seconds, yet still remains one of the greats from Dumb and Dumber. Jeff Daniels has been in some impressive roles through the years, branching well outside of comedy. However, this could be his greatest moment as an actor, ever.
36. “We landed on the moon!” — Lloyd
37. “Boy, this party really died.” – Lloyd Christmas
38. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches!”
39. “Some place warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talkin’ bout a little place called, As-pen.” – Lloyd Christmas
40. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” – Harry “dumb and dumber quotes”
41. “Nice set of hooters you got there.”
42. As Sea Bass approach Harry and Lloyd’s table, one of his friends hollered the famous line. And it still holds up today in pretty much any setting.
43. “Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat.” – Lloyd
44. “Kiss it! You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips! Right here! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!” – Harry
45. “Pull your vehicle to the side of the road! License and registration, please. You fellas were going a little fast back there, wouldn’t you say? You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have ya? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?” – State Trooper
46. “It’s ok – I’m a limo driver!” – Lloyd
47. “I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.” – Lloyd Christmas
48. Everyday use: When your friends forget the rules.
49. “I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” – Lloyd Christmas
Harry Quotes
50. Well, 1 in a million is still a chance, technically. “dumb and dumber quotes”
51. “It’s okay, I’m a limo driver!” – Lloyd Christmas
52. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass.” – Friend of Sea Bass
53. “You gotta take life by the balls! Chew it up and spit it out! Dance to the tune of a different drummer! Spread your wings and fly and run and jump! God, help me!” – Lloyd Christmas
54. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd
55. “You had an extra pair of gloves this entire time?!” – Harry Dunne
56. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd Christmas
57. “I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again! And now no? Now, wait a minute! Wait! She must have meant 10 o’clock at night!” – Harry Dunne
58. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass!”
59. “You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.” – Harry Dunne
60. “If I know her as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets!”
61. “We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pet’s heads are fallin’ off!!”
62. “What if he shot me in the face?” – Harry Dunne
63. “Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” – Lloyd Christmas “Dumb and dumber quotes”
64. “She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.” – Harry Dunne
65. “My friend Harry and I are saving up to open our own pet store.” – Lloyd Christmas
66. He knew well and good you can’t come across as desperate. And his best move? “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” Sheer genius.
67. “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U’s.” – Lloyd Christmas
Funny Dumb and Dumber Quotes
68. “Big Gulps, huh? Alright!” – Lloyd Christmas
69. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe!”
70. “I don’t get it, Lloyd. She told me 10 o’clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?” – Harry Dunne
71. “Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.” – Lloyd Christmas
72. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” – Lloyd
73. “I don’t get it, Lloyd. She told me ten o’clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?” – Harry
74. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” – Harry Dunne
75. In all seriousness, the first time you see this moment, it actually feels like Harry is about to lose it on Lloyd. Nine seconds into what feels like a father scolding his son, we’re all reminded exactly how dumb Harry is.
76. “I just thought she was a raging alcoholic!”
77. “So you’re tellin’ me there’s a chance!”
78. “Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” — Lloyd
79. “I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.” – Lloyd Christmas
80. “Big Gulps, huh? Alright!” — Lloyd
81. “Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” – Lloyd Christmas
82. “Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh!” – Lloyd Christmas
Lloyd and Harry Quotes
83. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” — Lloyd
84. “Oh look, frost!” – Harry
85. “No way! We landed on the moon!” – Lloyd Christmas
86. “Did you pay the Gas-man?” – Lloyd Christmas
87. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass.” — Friend of Sea Bass
88. “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off!” – Lloyd Christmas
89. “Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat.” “dumb and dumber quotes”
90. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” – Lloyd Christmas
91. “I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.” – Lloyd
92. “What if he shot me in the face?” — Harry
93. “Nice set of hooters you got there!” – Harry
94. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass.” – A friend of Sea Bass
95. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” – Lloyd
96. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd
97. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” — Harry
98. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” — Lloyd
99. “I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” – Lloyd
100. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” — Harry
101. “Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” — Lloyd
102. “Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S” – Lloyd
103. “Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” – Lloyd
104. “Hey, You Wanna Hear The Most Annoying Sound In The World?”
105. “You don’t kill people you don’t know. That’s a rule.” – Joe Mentalino
106. “One time we mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. We called it a bullshit.” – Harry
107. “Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” – Lloyd
108. “You’ll have to excuse my friend. He’s a little slow. The town is back that way” – Lloyd
109. “Nice set of hooters you got there. [I beg your pardon?] The owls. They’re beautiful!” – Harry
110. “I can’t believe we drove around all day, and there’s not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!” – Harry
Life Quotes from Dumb and Dumber
111. “She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.” – Harry
112. “Shut up! Now we don’t even know who the hell they are! You don’t kill people you don’t know. That’s a rule.” – Joe mentalino
113. “Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and TOTALLY redeem yourself!” – Harry
114. “Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I’m supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver’s a bit lost.” – Lloyd
115. “I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back! Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd
116. “Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd
117. “You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” – Harry
118. “If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.” – Lloyd
119. “I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” – Harry
120. “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” – Lloyd
121. “It’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.” – Harry
Inspirational Quotes from Dumber
122. “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off!” – Lloyd
123. “Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” – Lloyd
124. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” – Harry
125. “I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.” – Lloyd
126. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd
127. “Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” – Lloyd
128. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” – Lloyd
129. “Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat.” – Lloyd
130. “Kiss it! You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips! Right here! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!” – Harry
131. “Oh look, frost!” – Harry
132. Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this, and totally redeem yourself!” – Harry Dunne
133. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” – Lloyd Christmas
134. “According to the map, we’ve only gone four inches!” – Harry Dunne
135. “If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.” – Lloyd Christmas
136. “Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat.” – Lloyd Christmas
137. “No way! We landed on the moon!” – Lloyd Christmas
138. “Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” – Lloyd Christmas
139. “Nice set of hooters you got there!” – Harry Dunne
140. “You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” – Harry Dunne
141. “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” – Lloyd Christmas
142. “Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” – Lloyd Christmas
143. “She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.” – Harry Dunne
Motivational Quotes
144. “Big Gulps, huh? Alright!” — Lloyd
145. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” — Harry
146. “We landed on the moon!” — Lloyd
147. “Boy this party really died.” — Lloyd
148. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” — Lloyd
149. “Nice set of hooters you got there!” — Harry
150. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” — Harry
151. “I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” — Lloyd
152. “Yeah. she’s something, ain’t she, Har? I’m glad we were able to help her out.”— Lloyd
153. So you’re telling me there’s a chance?”
154. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp.”
155. “I like it a lot.”
156. “We got no food, no jobs… our pets’ heads are falling off!”
157. “Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!”
158. “I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn’t even see it coming.”
159. “Big Gulps, huh? Alright… well, see you later!”
160. “Man, you are one pathetic loser.”
161. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass!”
162. “You know, the one with all the crap on the walls.”
163. “Where did you find this?”
164. “Put the booze away, Harry.”
165. “Hey, wanna hear the second most annoying sound in the world?”
166. “Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.”
167. “That’s a lovey accent you have. New Jersey?”
168. “Austria! Well then, g’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!”
169. “Pull over!”
170. “I’m gonna hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.”
Positive Dumb and Dumber Quotes
171. “I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.”
172. “Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
173. “I can’t stop thinking about you. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. I can’t even think about anything else.”
174. “Our pets’ heads are falling off!”
175. “You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?”
176. “Pretty bird. Yeah, can you say pretty bird?”
177. “Mock… yeah… ing… yeah… bird… yeah… yeah… yeah!”
178. “What’s the Soup Du Jour? It’s the soup of the day. Mmm… that sounds good. I’ll have that.”
179. “Excuse me, Flo, what’s the Soup Du Jour?”
180. “Do you want to hear the second most annoying sound in the world?”
181. “I can’t feel my fingers anymore. They’re numb!”
182. “You’ll have to excuse my friend. He’s a little slow. The town is back that way.”
183. “We got no food, we got no jobs… our PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!”
184. “Don’t worry, guys. I saw it in a movie once.”
185. “My friend, Harry, and I are saving up our money to open our own pet store.”
186. “This is as good a place as any to dump the body.”
187. “We’re in the Rockies. What did you expect, warm beer?”
188. “I can’t wait to see his face when he realizes I don’t have a penis.”
189.”I don’t think Lloyd’s seen a single episode of that show.”
190. “We usually don’t pick up hitchhikers… but I’m-a gonna go with my instincts on this one.”
191. “I don’t know. Apes don’t read philosophy.”
192. “Just go man, she’s a babe!”
193. “We got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.”
194. “No, that’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.”
195. “Lloyd, I’m going to kill you!”
196. “Totally redeem yourself!”
197. “I can’t breathe in this thing!”
198. “Oh, look, frost.”
199. “Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
200. “That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?”
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