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Exceptional Christmas Vacation Movie Quotes that Brings back Memories

Filed in Articles by on June 21, 2021

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Hurray! The fun time is upon us again. Honestly, there’s no better way to get into the yuletide spirit than by watching a Christmas vacation movie. A very interesting one is the National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Additionally, we have Christmas Vacation Movie quotes to get ourselves entertained.

Christmas Vacation Movie Quotes

Christmas Vacation Movie quotes can be so thrilling at times. All the funny and hilarious one-liners and expressions from Christmas vacation movie are quite interesting.

With our favorite characters cracking us up with wonderful lines, we can’t help but fall in love with Christmas vacation movie quotes.

I do not know if you still have memory of this epic piece, you can easily relate with these amusing Christmas vacation movie quotes.

This movie stay alive in many hearts because of some of these great Christmas vacation quotes. You can thrill yourself with some of the Christmas vacation movie quotes you will find below.

Splendid Christmas Vacation Movie Quotes

Truly, this movie brought many of us great moments. From the witty comments to the outrageous replies, Christmas Vacation movie quotes are grand. Check out some of the selected Christmas vacation movie quotes here.

1. “Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?” — Clark

2. “Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.” — Ellen

3. “Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.” — Clark

4. “Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!” — Clark

5. “Grace? She died 30 years ago!” — Aunt Bethany

6. “Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?” — Clark

7. “I don’t know what to say, but it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.” — Ellen

8. “I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas.” — Audrey

9. “I love it here. You don’t gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom, and your house is always parked in the same place!” — Ruby Sue

10. “I was just looking at something for my wife, God rest her soul.” — Clark

11. “I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.” — Ellen Griswold

12. “I’m gonna catch it in a coat, and smack it with a hammer!” — Clark

13. “Is it plugged in?” — Ellen

14. “It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.” — Clark

15. “Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!” — Cousin Eddie

16. “Mom? This box is meowing.” — Rusty

17. “Oh, he’s just yakkin’ on a bone.” — Cousin Eddie

18. “Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn, the clean, cool chill of the holiday air, and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.” — Clark

19. “Save the neck for me, Clark!” — Cousin Eddie

20. “The BLESSSSSING.” — Uncle Lewis

21. “Welcome to our home—what’s left of it.” — Ellen

22. “We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapdanced with Danny-fucking-Kaye.” — Clark

23. “What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?” — Grandpa Art

24. “When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!” — Clark

25. “Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.” — Clark

26. “Whoa, geez! Look at the time. I gotta get to bed—and brush my teeth, feed the hog, do the laundry, wash the car, still got some homework to do.” — Rusty Griswold

27. “Worse? How can things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We’re at the threshold of hell!” — Clark Griswold

28. “Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?” — Audrey Griswold

29. “Wouldn’t be the holiday shopping season if the stores weren’t hooter than they—hotter than they are.” — Clark

30. “Yes, it’s a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out.” — Clark

31. “Your grandma’s got a real painful bur on her heel. If you rub it for me, I’ll give you a whole quarter.” — Grandma Griswold

Splendid Christmas Vacation Movie Quotes

32. “I’ll, uh, park the cars, and check the luggage, and, uh…I’ll be outside for the season.” — Clark Griswold

33.  “A little tree water ain’t gonna hurt him.” — Cousin Eddie

34.  “A lot of sap in here! Looks great. A little full. A lot of sap.” — Clark Griswold

35. “Amen.” — Everyone

36.  “And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career!” — Cousin Eddie

37.  “And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!” — Margo Chester

38. “Are you out here for a reason, or are you just avoiding the family?” — Ellen Griswold

39. “Bend over and I’ll show ya!” — Clark Griswold

40. “Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?” — Clark Griswold

41. “Your mother waxes her upper lip?…Hmm doesn’t show.” — Clark Griswold

42.  “Can’t see the line, can ya, Russ?” — Clark Griswold

43. “Catherine says he’s been holding out for a management position.” — Ellen Griswold

44. “Clark! We’re stuck under a truck!” — Ellen Griswold

45. “Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.” — Ellen Griswold

46.  “Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.” — Cousin Eddie

47. “Dad, I think what you mean is ‘Burn rubber, and eat my dust…’” — Rusty Griswold

48. “Dad, that thing wouldn’t fit in our yard!” — Rusty Griswold

 49. “Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.” — Clark Griswold

50. “Do you hear it? It’s a funny squeaky sound!” — Aunt Bethany

51.  “Don’t piss me off, Art.” — Clark Griswold

52.  “Eat my road, Red Liver Lips!” — Clark Griswold

53. “Eat my rubber!” — Clark Griswold

54. “Fixed the newel post!” — Clark Griswold

55. “Frank, honey, you were kidnapped!” — Mrs. Shirley

56. “Going for a new amateur recreational saucer sled land speed record—Clark W. Griswold Jr.!” — Clark Griswold

57. “Gone!” — Clark Griswold

58. “Grace? She passed away 30 years ago!” — Aunt Bethany

59.  “Hallelujah! Holy s**t! Where’s the Tylenol?” — Clark Griswold

60. “He’s cute, ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. Mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants, if y’know what I mean!” — Cousin Eddie

61.  “He’s old. This may be his last Christmas.” — Ellen Griswold

Beautiful Lighting

62. “Here’s a little list – alphabetical, starting with Catherine.” — Cousin Eddie

 63. “Hey Griswold, where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?” – Todd Chester

64. “Bend over and I’ll show you.” – Clark

65.  “Hey kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sled on its way in from New York.” — Clark Griswold

66. “Hey kids, look! A deer!” — Clark Griswold

67 “Hey! If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head.” — Clark Griswold

68.  “Hey, Gris, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room, get my stogy.” — Uncle Lewis

69. “Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas, Clark! You about ready to do some kissing?” — Cousin Eddie

70. “Honey, they’re family—not strangers off the street.” — Clark Griswold

71. “I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. He took my house, I took the RV.” — Cousin Eddie

72. “I don’t know if I ought to go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic.” — Cousin Eddie

73. “I don’t know Margo!” — Todd Chester

74. “I don’t know what to say, but it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.” – Ellen

75. “I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!” — Ellen Griswold

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76. “I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.” — Grandpa Clark

77. “I love riding in cars!” — Aunt Bethany

78. “I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.” — Aunt Bethany

79. “I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.” – Ellen Griswold

80. “If you’re good, Santa knows it. And if you believe in him, and you believe in your mom and you believe in your dad—if you’ve been good all year round, Santa Claus is going to bring you something.” — Clark Griswold

Lovely Christmas Vacation Movies Quotes

81. “Is it plugged in?” — Ellen Griswold

82. “Is this the airport, Clark?” — Aunt Bethany

83. “Is your house on fire, Clark?” — Aunt Bethany

84. “It wouldn’t be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter-hotter! Than they are.” — Clark Griswold

85. “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!” — Clark Griswold

86. “It’s a one-year membership in the jelly-of-the-month club.” — Clark Griswold

87. “Mom? This box is meowing.” — Rusty Griswold

“88. It’s all part of the experience, honey!” — Clark Griswold

89. “No, I have one of those at home.” — Clark Griswold

90. “In seven years, he couldn’t find a job?” — Clark Griswold

91. “My cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain, is innocent.” — Clark Griswold

 92. “It’s the Christmas star. And that’s all that matters tonight. Not bonuses or gifts or turkeys or trees. See kids, it means something different to everybody. Now I know what it means to me.” — Clark Griswold

93.  “It’s your house, it’s your Christmas, I’m retiring.” — Grandpa Clark

94. “Later, dudes!” — Clark Griswold

95.  “Look what you’ve done to my tree!” — Clark Griswold

96.  “Not recently, Clark, he read that squirrels were high on cholesterol.” — Catherine

97. “Now, if you’ll excuse me—I’m in the middle of an important call… get me somebody…anybody.” — Frank Shirley

98. “Oh, he’s just yakkin’ on a bone.” – Cousin Eddie

99. “My cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain, is innocent.” — Clark Griswold

100. “Oh, no, no! She’s not dead. Yet. We’re just divorced. She’s history.” — Clark Griswold

101. “Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn, the clean, cool chill of the holiday air, an a**hole in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.” — Clark Griswold

102. “Your grandma’s got a real painful bur on her heel. If you rub it for me, I’ll give you a whole quarter.” – Grandma Griswold

103. “Oops, a little knot here. You work on that.” — Clark Griswold

104. “Our Father, who art in Heaven. Hallowed by thy name. And forgive my husband, he knows not what he does.” — Ellen Griswold

105.  “Play ball!” — Aunt Bethany

106. “Santa Claus! Uncle Clark, are you Santa Claus?” — Ruby Sue

107. “Save the neck for me, Clark!” — Cousin Eddie

108 “SQUIRREL!” — Grandpa Clark

109. “Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.” — Clark Griswold

110 “That thing had nine lives—she just spent them all!” — Cousin Eddie

111. “That’s a honey of a tree, Clark.” — Cousin Eddie

112. “The little lights are not twinkling.” — Grandpa Art

Playing in the Water

113. “Think you might be overdoing it, Dad?” — Rusty Griswold

114. “This isn’t charity, it’s family.” — Clark Griswold

115. “Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Christhmath.” — Clark Griswold

116. “We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye!” — Clark Griswold

117. “We’re kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.” — Clark Griswold

118. “We’re not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we Dad?” — Audrey Griswold

119. “Welcome to our home—what’s left of it.” — Ellen Griswold

120. “Well, I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.” — Ellen Griswold

121. “What are you looking at?” — Ellen Griswold

122. “What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?” — Grandpa Art

123.  “Whatever, Russ. Whatever.” — Clark Griswold

124. “When did you move to Florida?” — Aunt Bethany

125. “When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!” – Clark

125. “When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh and… Eddie. With a man in his pajamas and a dog chain tied to his wrists and ankles.” — Clark Griswold

126. “Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas! No! No!” — Clark Griswold

127. “Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?” — Todd Chester

128. “Whoa, geez! Look at the time. I gotta get to bed—and brush my teeth, feed the hog, do the laundry, wash the car, still got some homework to do.” – Rusty Griswold

129. “Worse? How can things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We’re at the threshold of hell!” – Clark Griswold

130. “Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?” – Audrey Griswold

Nice Feeling

131. “You better take a rain check on that, Art, he’s got a lip fungus they ain’t identified yet.” – Cousin Eddie

132. “Yes, officer? It seems my husband has been abducted. The man was wearing a blue leisure suit.” — Mrs. Shirley

133. “You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.” – Uncle Lewis

134. “Yes, it’s a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out.” – Clark

135. “You gotta be proud.” — Clark Griswold

136. “Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic getting cured off the wild turkey.” — Cousin Eddie

137. “You just march over there and slug that creep in the face.” – Margo

138. “Wouldn’t be the holiday shopping season if the stores weren’t hooter than they – hotter than they are.” – Clark

139. “You serious, Clark?” — Cousin Eddie

140.  “You’re the last true family man.” — Bill

Are you planning a vacation soon? Feel free to use these great Christmas vacation movie quotes. You are sure to have lots of fun if you can play around with these Christmas vacation movie quotes.

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