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100 Funny New Year Wishes and Messages for Love Ones

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100 Funny New Year Wishes and Messages for Love Ones.

Funny New Year Wishes: The New Year is fast approaching. As a matter of fact, it is almost upon us. How did you celebrate the last New Year? Did you make your love ones feel special in a hilarious?

Would you love to make them feel special? If yes, then listen up. There are diverse ways to make this New Year Eve more entertaining with friends and others. And this could be achieved by sending some naughty and funny New Year wishes.

In this article, you shall read some amazingly hilarious New Year wishes and messages. Also, you may learn from them on how to come up with funny New Year message. More so, feel free to share or tag friends to this post.100 Funny New Year Wishes and Messages for Love Ones

100 Funny New Year Wishes

  1. New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!

  2. Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!

  3. A new year doesn’t come to change your life. It comes to remind you that one more year has gone and you’re still the same useless moron who thinks he can make his resolutions come true!

  4. I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy New Year 2020, partner!

  5. No resolution for the New Year, as I like my love in the state it is- criticizing and annoying you will go on the high range!

  6. May this upcoming year actually bring change in you – not just all your old habits wrapped in a new package, Oh God! Happy New year, anyways.

  7. I wish even your amount of success comes on my account and I can be more successful than you on this upcoming year. Happy New Year.

  8. Happy New Year! This year may finally realize that real fun in life comes from real people, not from the virtual ones. Have a great year!

  9. If all the heartbreaks and troubles from the last year didn’t make you strong, let me wish one more year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy New Year!

  10. Here’s a New Year wish from a wise fellow asking you to donate more of your wealth so they can be spent by the right hands. Happy New Year!

  11. Though I am wishing a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!

  12. Happy New Year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy and peace, New Year’s brought cash, fame and champagne?

  13. I was going to quit all my bad habits for the New Year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

  14. May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

  15. It’s a new year once again and it’s the same old life you’re living once again. What is there to celebrate?

  16. New years are like pages in a book that’s so boring. You always think that the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy New Year!

  17. I’m so excited for the New Year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.

  18. Life is short and every New Year makes it even shorter. Happy New Year! You just waved goodbye to one more year of your short life!

  19. A new year doesn’t stop the ghosts from your past mistake coming back to haunt you. So, if you think you’re over it, you’re wrong. Happy New Year!

  20. The funniest part of a new year is making new resolutions. I am pretty sure you have one too. Let me know about your resolution and I’ll try not to laugh as I did in the last year.

  21. Here’s a New Year wish for you before the network gets jammed. I hope you’re having great fun. Wishing you a successful year ahead!

  22. God is kind enough to give you a new year but not so kind to give you a new life. Happy New Year 2020!

  23. May you become smart enough to realize that resolutions don’t come true and wise enough to know that the difference between a new year and old year is 1-minute past 12 AM.

  24. New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers, and leave behind all your tears!

  25. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

  26. All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!

  27. Wishing you successful 12 months, Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!

  28. The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.

  29. I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!

  30. If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully.

  31. I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!

  32. Listen, I don’t want to end this year with bad terms with anyone. So, apologize to me till you have your chance. Happy New Year.

  33. I hope this New Year bring you joy and happiness because oh lord you look so ugly when you end up crying. I don’t want to witness that ever again.

  34. Happy New Year! I can save you from spending a good amount of fortune on New Year’s Eve. So, what’s in it for me? Spill. Or else you are going to suffer so much.

  35. Happy New Year! Spoiler alert–it’s going to feel the same.

  36. Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you Happy New Year.

  37. This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!

  38. Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Salman Khan, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachchan and Me. All the stars wish you a very happy new year.

  39. If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!

  40. My new year’s resolution is 1920 x 1080.

  41. I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.

  42.          Happy New Year companion. I hope you saved some champagne because I’m going to require some drinks all year.
  43. To my friends, I wish peace, love and health. Blah, Blah… screw that. I wish you lots of sex, booze, and orgasms and hope you win the lotto. Happy New Year!100 Funny New Year Wishes and Messages for Love Ones

  44. As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.

  45. This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!

  46. It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy new year!

  47. I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!

  48. They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year! As you turn a new leaf in your Book of Life with the advent of New Year, here is wishing you the addition of meaningful chapters. Happy New Year!

  49. My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier. But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore. Happy New Year to you!

  50. May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits in a new package.

  51. Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and want to see you smiling always.

  52. May the New Year resemble a trip inside Santa’s present pack that is very much stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.

  53. May you discover more opportunity to help out the ignored and unattended individuals this New Year – and start your charity at home – with your spouse.

  54. May you have the grace and wisdom to act generous, learning to distinguish between what is personal and what is most certainly not. May you have old buddies to reflect your vulnerable sides.

  55. May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the genuine individuals who top off your genuine world.

  56. It’s New Year’s Eve! Time for fireworks and treats Just be cautious however, Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two. Have a wonderful new year!

  57. May you loose your fear, addictions and all different kinds of suppression and slavery the coming year.

  58. In 20.., I want to be a role model, as soon as I figure out what my role is.

  59. Well, it’s a new year. Back to the drawing board. Happy New Year with love, kisses & laughter!

  60. 20.. is toast, and 20.. is the best thing since sliced bread.

  61. You have this year in the palm of your hand. Don’t squeeze the life out of it.

  62. Cheers to the New Year, but booze to forget the old one.

  63. If the New Year gives you a swift kick in the pants, just use the momentum to keep moving forward.

  64. The coming New Year is no joke. It just feels funny.

  65. Wishing you a new year filled with all your favorite things: sequins, sarcasm, and shenanigans.

  66. Does it worry you just a little that we need alcohol to face another year?

  67. I hope the New Year is fruitful and appealing. Like bananas. I love bananas.

  68. It’s a new year. Let’s get it right so we won’t be left.

  69. In the New Year, let’s run around together. Literally. We need to lose weight.

  70. My New Year’s resolution is to actually use up all the lotion, Chapstick, hand sanitizer, and other crap that hangs out in the bottom of my purse.

  71. This year, I resolve to remember why I came into the room.

  72. May your new year smell like a new car and never run out of gas.

  73. Instead of saying, “Happy New Year,” couldn’t we just break it into months? You know, like, “Happy February!” I function better with smaller tasks.

  74. Here’s hoping you can say whoa to the woe this year.

  75. This year, may your dough flow and your skin glow! Happy New Year with love and laughter!

  76. If the New Year was an infomercial, I’d throw in another one for the price of shipping! I hope 20.. delivers!

  77. Have you ever wondered how Father Time becomes a little baby each year? At midnight, let’s watch to find out what he’s drinking.

  78. If we’re friends on Facebook, does that mean I can kiss you at midnight?

  79. In 20.., let’s live dangerously! I’ll get some scissors, and we can run with them!

  80. It is a New Year wish from someone who is keen, beautiful and sexy, need to see you always cheerful!

  81. Always keep a smile, overlook the tears, appreciate the chuckling, and set aside the fear, Wish you a stunning year!

  82. I hope you can carry on your resolution to not smoking for a taxing day this New Year!

  83. May you have a New Year brimming with rocking things that happened at no other time! Cheers to one more year of life!

  84. This Year I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter on weekends. New Year!

  85. Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and atonement that demands personal honesty and, at last, reinforces humility. Breaking them is a piece of the cycle.

  86. This New Year hope you are not enticed to accumulate on wellbeing food cookbooks and afterward wind up warming solidified food at mealtimes.100 Funny New Year Wishes and Messages for Love Ones

  87. This time of year, it’s important to gather friends around and spend time together. I am eager to ring in the new year with you.

  88. This time of year is always so hectic with parties and events. I wanted to take a quiet moment to let you know how much you mean to me.

  89. I know you are looking for this year to be full of changes and I want you to know that I support you in your dreams, dear friend.

  90. Last year was so much fun but I know this year is going to be even better. Happy New Year! I’m so excited for the new year.

  91. It’s time to start the new year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away.

  92. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.

  93. You made last year so special for me. It is my greatest wish that this coming year be special for you.

  94. My new year’s wish for you is that your life is full of love and prosperity. I hope this year is the best year ever.

  95. The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.

  96. New Year’s Eve is at last here, where we can be smashed out in the open and nobody minds. That is the reason this is the best occasion.

  97. A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Really awful my credit card won’t start over with a clear slate.

  98. Consistently we attempt to diet and exercise. Maybe this year our plans will really work. Happy New Year companion.

  99. Recollect when we were young and needed to stay up for New Year’s? Presently we are old and all we need to do is sleep.

  100. Last year we got older and slower yet we made some good memories. How about we ensure we do likewise in this new year.

The above Funny New Year wishes are to make your love ones laugh and crack their ribs. However, though some may sound very funny and amazing, they still pass great message. Make your love ones feel special though.

CSN Team.  

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