Tony Soprano Quotes ( About Taking Care of Family)

Tony Soprano quotes, James Gandolfini portrays the completely erratic Tony Soprano, who continuously switches between doing good and evil in order to keep the family business running smoothly. Here are some of these quotes, maybe you will find them useful and apply them in your daily activities.

Tony Soprano Quotes

Discover the identity of the DiMeo crime family’s true leader with the help of these Tony Soprano statements.

1. “Even a broken clock is right twice a day.” – Tony Soprano Quotes

2. “A wrong decision is better than indecision.” – Tony Soprano

3. “We’re soldiers. Soldiers don’t go to hell.” – Tony Soprano

4. “Those who want respect, give respect.” – Tony Soprano

5. “I like people who don’t need everyone to like them.” – Tony Soprano Quotes

6. “You’re only religious when it suits you.” – Tony Soprano

7. “My father was in it. My uncle was in it. Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself.” — Tony Soprano

8. “Someday soon, you’re gonna have families of your own and if you’re lucky, you’ll remember the little moments like this, that we’re good.” – Tony Soprano Quotes

9. ” All due respect, you got no idea what it’s like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end, you’re completely alone with it all.” – Tony Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

10. “If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them.” – Tony Soprano Quotes

11. “She’s so fat, she goes campin’, the bears have to hide their food.” – Paulie Gualtieri

12. “Oh, look at that! It’s like an ad for a weight loss center. Before, and way before!” – Paulie Gualtieri, ‘The Sopranos’.

13. “Tony Soprano: I think it’s time for you to start to seriously consider salads. Bobby Baccilieri: What do you mean? Tony Soprano: What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over.” – ‘The Sopranos’.

14. “Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What line of work are you in? Tony Soprano: Waste management consultant.” – ‘The Sopranos’.

15. “Hi, my name is J.T., I’m an alcoholic and an addict. I’m also a TV writer, which by default makes me a douchebag.” – J.T. Dolan, ‘The Sopranos’.

16. “Water.. water… water! I’m livin’ next door to Gunga Din!” – Livia Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

17. “Daughters are better at taking care of their mothers than sons.” – Livia Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

18. “Only if I’m picked up and brought back home. I don’t drive when they’re predicting rain.” – Livia Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

19. “I wish the Lord would take me now.” – Livia Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

Fan Favorite Tony Soprano quotes

20. “Janice, how do you open this Eee-Advil? Oh, nevah mind.” – Livia Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

21. “Keep thinking you know everything. Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually think they’re leading.” – Junior Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

22. “My father told me to never get old. I should have listened to him.” -Junior Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

23. “What the hell would we have in common? Bunions? You know how I feel about feet.” -Junior Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

24. “Livia: It’s not easy being abandoned, is it? Junior: Look to yourself.” – Tony Soprano Quotes

25. “That’s what being a boss is. You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it’s smooth. Sometimes you hit the rocks.” -Junior Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

26. “Pours you a drink with one hand. Judges you with the other if you take it.” – Christopher Moltisanti, ‘The Sopranos’.

27. “Carmela: Look at you at girls soccer, Tony. Tony: What do you want from me? My only son’s a couch potato.” – Tony Soprano Quotes

28. “In my thoughts, I used a technique of positive visualization. How come I always feel undermined?” – Christopher Moltisanti, ‘The Sopranos’.

29. “Carmela: What if something should happen? Tony: You dig out my blue suit, you call up old man Coletti, and tell him not to put too much makeup on my face.” – ‘The Sopranos’.

30. “You ever feel like nothin’ good was ever gonna happen to you?” – Christopher Moltisanti, ‘The Sopranos’.

31. “It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.” – Tony Soprano Quotes

32. “Dr. Melfi: Some people take pleasure in the simple doing of things. Tony: The things I take pleasure in, I can’t do.” – ‘The Sopranos’.

33. “I don’t care how close you are, in the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they’re the only ones you can depend on.” – Tony Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

34. “Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman Sampler?” – Tony Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

35. “Other people’s definitions of you, sometimes they’re more about making themselves feel better. You gotta define yourself.” -Christopher Moltisanti, ‘The Sopranos’.

36. “You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?” – Tony Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

37. “Teddy Roosevelt once gave an entire speech with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are just a matter of duty.” – Junior Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

The Best Tony Soprano quotes

38. “Sometimes we’re all hypocrites” – Meadow Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

39. “I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.” – Tony Soprano, ‘The Sopranos’.

40. “Buy land, ’cause God ain’t making any more of it.” – Tony Soprano Quotes

41. “Even a broken clock is right twice a day.” – Tony Soprano

42. “A wrong decision is better than indecision.” – Tony Soprano

43. “We’re soldiers. Soldiers don’t go to hell.” – Tony Soprano

44. “Those who want respect, give respect.” – Tony Soprano

45. “I like people who don’t need everyone to like them.” — Tony Soprano

46. “You’re only religious when it suits you.” – Tony Soprano

47. Sometimes it’s important to give people the illusion of being in control.” — Tony Soprano

48. “Someday soon, you’re gonna have families of your own and if you’re lucky, you’ll remember the little moments like this, that we’re good.” — Tony Soprano

49. “All due respect, you got no idea what it’s like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end, you’re completely alone with it all.” — Tony Soprano

50. “If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them.” — Tony Soprano

51. I don’t care how close you are, in the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they’re the only ones you can depend on.” – Tony Soprano

52. “Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman Sampler?” – Tony Soprano

53. “You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?” – Tony Soprano

54. “I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.” – Tony Soprano

55. “Buy land, ’cause God ain’t making any more of it.” – Tony Soprano

56. “This isn’t painful. Getting shot is painful. Getting stabbed in the ribs is painful. This … isn’t painful. It’s empty. Dead.” — Tony Soprano

57. “Blood. You’re going to lead this family into the 21st century.” — Tony Soprano

58. “Is this a woman thing? You ask me how I’m feeling. I tell you how I’m feeling, and now you’re going to torture me with it.” — Tony Soprano

59. “What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead?” — Tony Soprano

However, Tony is also a family man who sincerely cares about the people he loves, despite being a mob leader who kills, tortures, and extorts people.

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