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Jurassic Park Quotes (Famous Sayings from the Movie)

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Steven Spielberg’s original Jurassic Park film wasn’t only a fantastic film; it was also a masterpiece. It permanently changed Hollywood. Learn more from these Jurassic Park Quotes.

Jurassic Park Quotes

Jurassic Park Quotes

Audiences were in awe when it invented some techniques and brought extinct species to life. As a result, it surpassed all previous box office records. Read on!

1. “God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

2. The man who proved raptors can follow orders. You never thought about the applications of your research, Owen? How many millions a trained predator might be worth? You two, you’re the parents of the new world.” -Eli Mills

3. I happen to be a vegetarian. “We live in a world of frightful givens. It is given that you behave like this, given that you will care about that. No one thinks about the givens.”

4. “Welcome to Jurassic Park.” -John Hammond, Jurassic Park

5. John Hammond: “All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!”

6. “Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you’ve got butterfingers?” -John Hammond

7. “It’s hardly appropriate to start hurling generalizations…” –Donald Gennaro

8. [after finding Malcolm with a broken leg] “Should we chance moving him?” – Dr. Ellie Sattler

9. “Look! Dodgson! Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?” -Denis Nedry, Jurassic Park

10. “He’s gonna eat the goat?” – Lex

11. “Clever girl.” -Robert Muldoon, Jurassic Park

12. “I’m always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

13. “The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.” -Simon Masrani, Jurassic World

14. “It’s a UNIX System! I know this!”   “Jurassic Park Quotes”

15. “On this island there is no such thing as safe.” -Alan Grant

Quotes and Sayings

16. “That’s the great thing about bones. They never run away.” -Alan Grant

17. “So I wonder: have they learned, somewhere along the line, that humans are easy to kill?” –Michael Crichton

18. “But what are you going to do to my animals?”

19. “We haven’t re-created the past here. The past is gone. It can never be re-created. What we’ve done is reconstruct the past—or at least a version of the past. And I’m saying we can make a better version.”

20. “That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they’d make an exception.” -Tim

21. “What kind of diet doesn’t allow tequila?” -Owen Grady

22. “Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We’re just used to being the cat.” -Henry Wu, Jurassic World

23. “You are acting like we are engaged in some kind of mad science, but we are doing what we have done from the beginning. Nothing in Jurassic World is natural!” -Henry Wu, Jurassic World

24. “God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers.”    “Jurassic Park Quotes”

25. “You’re coming up on a…Pachy…a pachy…oh, h**l…uh, the fathead with the bald spot. Friar Tuck!” -Roland Tembo

Jurassic Park Quotes

26. “Blue, is potentially the second most intelligent piece of life on this planet. And she’s the last of her kind. She must be preserved.”-Eli Mills, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

27. “Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse your park.” – Dr. Alan Grant

28. “Scientists are actually preoccupied with accomplishment. So they are focused on whether they can do something. They never stop to ask if they should do something.” -Michael Crichton

Ian Malcolm

29. “Gee, the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here, uh… staggers me.” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

30. “Jurassic Park is not the real world. It is intended to be a controlled world that only imitates the natural world.” -Michael Crichton

31. “The planet has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.”  -Michael Crichton

32. “Do you remember the first time you saw a dinosaur? First time you see them, it’s like… a miracle. You read about them in books, you see the bones in museums but you don’t really… believe it. They’re like myths. And then you see… the first one alive.” -Claire Dearing, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

33. “You authorized the creation of the Indominus Rex. You exploited a living thing in a cage for money. Huh? And you?    “Jurassic Park Quotes”

34. “Big Tim, the human piece of toast.” -Dr. Alan Grant

35. “You got me.”

36. “The number of hours women devote to housework has not changed since 1930, despite all the advances. All the vacuum cleaners, washer-dryers, trash compactors, garbage disposals, wash-and-wear fabrics… Why does it still take as long to clean the house as it did in 1930?”


Dialogue Quotes

37. “I’ve worked around predators since I was 20 years old. Lions, jackals, hyenas…you.” -Sarah Harding, The Lost World: Jurassic Park

38. “Look, we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.” -Ellie Sattler

39. “We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.” -Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park

40. “Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

41. “That is one big pile of s**t.” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

42. “You think they’ll have that on the tour?”     “Jurassic Park Quotes”

43. “Nothing as basic, or as serious, as the possibility of an animal escaping. Wu found it offensive to think that anyone would believe him capable of contributing to a system where such a thing could happen.”

Ian Malcolm

44. “Alan, he’s three. Let’s wait for the dinosaur lecture until he’s five.” -Ellie Sattler Degler, Jurassic Park III

45. “But if ‘The Pirates of the Caribbean’ breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

46. “We’re out of a job.” – Dr. Alan Grant

47. “You did it. You crazy son of a b*tch, you did it.” -Dr. Ian Malcolm

48. “You didn’t ask for reality; you asked for more teeth!” -Dr. Henry Wu

49. “Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions. You know, as far as I’m concerned, you’re no better than the people who built this place.” -Alan Grant, Jurassic Park III

50. “And, you remember our original intent was to use the emerging technology of genetic engineering to make money. A lot of money.” -Michael Crichton

51. “So, what are you thinking?” – Dr. Ellie Sattler

Short Quotes

52. “Replay the conversation in your head, all right? You said, ‘You wanna go live in your van like a bum? Go ahead, Owen.’ And I said, ‘Okay.'” -Owen Grady, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

53. “Boy, do I hate being right all the time.”      “Jurassic Park Quotes”

54. “But if planting deadly ferns at poolside was any indication, then it was clear that the designers at Jurassic Park had not been as careful as they should have been.”

55. “You didn’t ask for reality; you asked for more teeth!” -Henry Wu, Jurassic World

56. “She’s learning where she fits on the food chain, and I’m not sure you want her to figure that out.” -Owen Grady, Jurassic World

57. “Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”

58. “Oh, Indominus wasn’t bred. She was designed. She will be fifty feet long when fully grown. Bigger than

59. “Dinosaurs eat Man. Woman inherits the earth.” -Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park

60. “Welcome to Jurassic World.” -Ian Malcolm

61. “When you gotta go, you gotta go.”    “Jurassic Park Quotes”

62. “‘Ooh, ahh.’ That’s how it always starts. But then later, there’s running and screaming.” -Ian Malcolm, The Lost World: Jurassic Park

63. “Clever girl.” -Robert Muldoon

64. “Small versions of adults, honey.”

65. “Please, chance it.” – Dr. Ian Malcolm

66. “We need more teeth.” -Gray Mitchell, Jurassic World

67. “I’ve been alone in a water tank for eight weeks. I think I can manage the next two minutes without you.” -Eric Kirby

68. “Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.” -Dr. Ian Malcolm

Funny Quotes

69. “Don’t you see the danger, John, inherent in what you’re doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that’s found his dad’s gun.” -Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park

70. “So, who’s hungry?” -John Hammond

71. “Hold on to your butts.” -Ray Arnold, Jurassic Park

72. “A do-you-think-he-saurus rex.”    “Jurassic Park Quotes”

73. “Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?” -John Hammond, Jurassic Park

74. “He just wanted his daughter back. He had the technology. He created another. He made HER again.”-Eli Mills, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

75. “We’re gonna make a fortune with this place.” -Donald Gennaro

76. “Hold on to your butts.” -Ray Arnold

77. “Life finds a way.” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

78. “An extinct animal brought back to life has no rights. It exists because we made it. We patented it. We own it.” -Peter Ludlow, The Lost World: Jurassic Park

79. “What are those?”

80. “A Do-you-think-he-saurus.” -Tim Murphy, Jurassic Park

81. “If you want to leave your name on something fine, but stop putting it on other people’s headstones.” -Ian Malcolm, The Lost World: Jurassic Park

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Amazing Quotes

82. “Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?” -Alan Grant, Jurassic Park

83. “Life will find a way.” -Dr. Ian Malcolm

84. “Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse your park.”     “Jurassic Park Quotes”

85. “Don’t you mean extinct?” – Dr. Ian Malcolm

86. “I don’t know.”  – Dr. Alan Grant

87. “So you went from capitalist to naturalist in just four years. That’s something.” -Ian Malcolm

88. “That’s not really the question, Mr. Hammond… The question is, what are they going to do to us?”

89. “Your doctor Wu does not even know the names of the things he is creating. He cannot be bothered with such details as what the thing is called, let alone what it is.”

90. “What have they got in there, King Kong?” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

91. “She was amazed that it would come so close, but she remembered that this was a national park. All the animals in the park would know that they are protected.”

92. “What do you call a blind dinosaur?” -Tim Murphy

More Quotes from the Movie

93. “What’s the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?” – Donald Gennaro

94. “We have real dinosaurs out there now. That’s what people want to see.” -Michael Crichton

95. “But again, how do you know they’re all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs’ skirts?” -Dr. Ian Malcolm

96. “So we set out to make biological attractions. Living attractions. Attractions so astonishing they would capture the imagination of the entire world.” -Michael Crichton

97. “A do-you-think-he-saurus. What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?”

98. “If they don’t do it, someone else will.” -Michael Crichton

99. “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”    “Jurassic Park Quotes”

100. “So have I.” – John Hammond

101. “There is no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.”

102. “I don’t believe it! You’re meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I’ve got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!” -John Hammond, Jurassic Park

103. “From a business standpoint, that makes helping mankind a very risky business. Personally, I would never help mankind.”

104. “That is one big pile of shit.” -Dr. Ian Malcolm

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