Jurassic Park Quotes (Famous Sayings from the Jurassic Movie)
Steven Spielberg’s original Jurassic Park film wasn’t only a fantastic film; it was also a masterpiece. It permanently changed Hollywood. You can Learn more from these Jurassic Park Quotes and even apply it to your daily life and conversations as you read on.
The quotes in the movie show that the film is not just meant to entertain you but to get you informed. With the quotes below, you will learn a lot about life.
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Jurassic Park Quotes
Audiences were in awe when it invented some techniques and brought extinct species to life. As a result, it surpassed all previous box office records. Read on!
1. “God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” – Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
2. The man who proved raptors can follow orders. You never thought about the applications of your research, Owen? How many millions of trained predators might be worth? You two, you’re the parents of the new world.” – Eli Mills
3. I happen to be a vegetarian. “We live in a world of frightful givens. It is given that you behave like this, given that you will care about that. No one thinks about the givens.”
4. “Welcome to Jurassic Park.” -John Hammond, Jurassic Park
5. John Hammond: “All major theme parks have delays.” When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!”
6. “Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you’ve got butterfingers?” -John Hammond
7. “It’s hardly appropriate to start hurling generalizations…” –Donald Gennaro
8. [after finding Malcolm with a broken leg] “Should we chance to move him?” – Dr. Ellie Sattler
9. “Look! Dodgson! Dodgson! We have Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?” -Denis Nedry, Jurassic Park
10. “He’s gonna eat the goat?” – Lex
11. “Clever girl.” -Robert Muldoon, Jurassic Park
12. “I’m always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
13. “The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.” -Simon Masrani, Jurassic World
14. “It’s a UNIX System! I know this!” “Jurassic Park Quotes”
15. “On this island there is no such thing as safe.” -Alan Grant
16. “That’s the great thing about bones. They never run away.” -Alan Grant
17. “So I wonder: have they learned, somewhere along the line, that humans are easy to kill?” –Michael Crichton
18. “But what are you going to do to my animals?”
19. “We haven’t re-created the past here. The past is gone. It can never be recreated. What we’ve done is reconstruct the past—or at least a version of the past. And I’m saying we can make a better version.”
20. “That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they’d make an exception.” -Tim
21. “What kind of diet doesn’t allow tequila?” -Owen Grady
22. “Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We’re just used to being the cat.” -Henry Wu, Jurassic World
23. “You are acting like we are engaged in some kind of mad science, but we are doing what we have done from the beginning. Nothing in Jurassic World is natural!” -Henry Wu, Jurassic World
24. “God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers.” “Jurassic Park Quotes”
25. “You’re coming up on a…Pachy…a pachy…oh, h**l…uh, the fathead with the bald spot. Friar Tuck!” -Roland Tembo
26. “Blue is potentially the second most intelligent piece of life on this planet. And she’s the last of her kind. She must be preserved.”-Eli Mills, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
27. “Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse your park.” – Dr. Alan Grant
28. “Scientists are actually preoccupied with accomplishment. So they are focused on whether they can do something. They never stop to ask if they should do something.” -Michael Crichton
Ian Malcolm
29. “Gee, the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here, uh… staggers me.” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
30. “Jurassic Park is not the real world. It is intended to be a controlled world that only imitates the natural world.” -Michael Crichton
31. “The planet has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.” -Michael Crichton
32. “Do you remember the first time you saw a dinosaur? First time you see them, it’s like… a miracle. You read about them in books, you see the bones in museums but you don’t really… believe it. They’re like myths. And then you see… the first one alive.” -Claire Dearing, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
33. “You authorized the creation of the Indominus Rex. You exploited a living thing in a cage for money. Huh? And you?
34. “Big Tim, the human piece of toast.” -Dr. Alan Grant
35. “You got me.”
36. “The number of hours women devote to housework has not changed since 1930, despite all the advances. All the vacuum cleaners, washer-dryers, trash compactors, garbage disposals, wash-and-wear fabrics… Why does it still take as long to clean the house as it did in 1930?”
37. “I’ve worked around predators since I was 20 years old. Lions, jackals, hyenas…you.” -Sarah Harding, The Lost World: Jurassic Park
38. “Look, we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.” -Ellie Sattler
39. “We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.” -Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park
40. “Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
41. “That is one big pile of s**t.” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
42. “You think they’ll have that on the tour?” “Jurassic Park Quotes”
43. “Nothing as basic, or as serious, as the possibility of an animal escaping.” Wu found it offensive to think that anyone would believe him capable of contributing to a system where such a thing could happen.”
44. “Alan, he’s three. Let’s wait for the dinosaur lecture until he’s five.” -Ellie Sattler Degler, Jurassic Park III
45. “But if ‘The Pirates of the Caribbean’ breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
46. “We’re out of a job.” – Dr. Alan Grant
47. “You did it. You crazy son of a b*tch, you did it.” -Dr. Ian Malcolm
48. “You didn’t ask for reality; you asked for more teeth!” -Dr. Henry Wu
49. “Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions.” You know, as far as I’m concerned, you’re no better than the people who built this place.” -Alan Grant, Jurassic Park III
50. “And, you remember our original intent was to use the emerging technology of genetic engineering to make money. A lot of money.” -Michael Crichton
51. “So, what are you thinking?” – Dr. Ellie Sattler
52. “Replay the conversation in your head, all right? You said, ‘You wanna go live in your van like a bum? Go ahead, Owen.’ And I said, ‘Okay.'” -Owen Grady, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
53. “Boy, do I hate being right all the time.” “Jurassic Park Quotes”
54. “But if planting deadly ferns at poolside was any indication, then it was clear that the designers at Jurassic Park had not been as careful as they should have been.”
55. “You didn’t ask for reality; you asked for more teeth!” -Henry Wu, Jurassic World
56. “She’s learning where she fits on the food chain and I’m not sure you want her to figure that out.” -Owen Grady, Jurassic World
57. “Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”
58. “Oh, Indominus wasn’t bred. She was designed. She will be fifty feet long when fully grown.
59. “Dinosaurs eat Man. Woman inherits the earth.” -Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park
60. “Welcome to Jurassic World.” -Ian Malcolm
61. “When you gotta go, you gotta go.” “Jurassic Park Quotes”
62. “‘Ooh, ahh.’ That’s how it always starts. But then later, there’s running and screaming.” -Ian Malcolm, The Lost World: Jurassic Park
63. “Clever girl.” -Robert Muldoon
64. “Small versions of adults, honey.”
65. “Please, chance it.” – Dr. Ian Malcolm
66. “We need more teeth.” -Gray Mitchell, Jurassic World
67. “I’ve been alone in a water tank for eight weeks. I think I can manage the next two minutes without you.” -Eric Kirby
68. “Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.” -Dr. Ian Malcolm
69. “Don’t you see the danger, John, inherent in what you’re doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that’s found his dad’s gun.” -Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park
70. “So, who’s hungry?” -John Hammond
71. “Hold on to your butts.” -Ray Arnold, Jurassic Park
72. “A do-you-think-he-saurus rex.” “Jurassic Park Quotes”
73. “Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?” -John Hammond, Jurassic Park
74. “He just wanted his daughter back and he had the technology. So, he created another. He made HER again.”-Eli Mills, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
75. “We’re gonna make a fortune with this place.” -Donald Gennaro
76. “Hold on to your butts.” -Ray Arnold
77. “Life finds a way.” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
78. “An extinct animal brought back to life has no rights. It exists because we made it. We patented it. We own it.” -Peter Ludlow, The Lost World: Jurassic Park
79. “What are those?”
80. “A Do-you-think-he-saurus.” -Tim Murphy, Jurassic Park
81. “If you want to leave your name on something fine, but stop putting it on other people’s headstones.” -Ian Malcolm, The Lost World: Jurassic Park
82. “Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?” -Alan Grant, Jurassic Park
83. “Life will find a way.” -Dr. Ian Malcolm
84. “Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse your park.” “Jurassic Park Quotes”
85. “Don’t you mean extinct?” – Dr. Ian Malcolm
86. “I don’t know.” – Dr. Alan Grant
87. “So you went from capitalist to naturalist in just four years. That’s something.” -Ian Malcolm
88. “That’s not the question, Mr. Hammond… The question is, what are they going to do to us?”
89. “Your doctor Wu does not even know the names of the things he is creating.” He cannot be bothered with such details as what the thing is called, let alone what it is.”
90. “What have they got in there, King Kong?” – Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
91. “She was amazed that it would come so close, but she remembered that this was a national park. All the animals in the park would know that they are protected.”
92. “What do you call a blind dinosaur?” -Tim Murphy
93. “What’s the matter, kid? “You’ve never had lamb chops?” – Donald Gennaro
94. “We have real dinosaurs out there now. That’s what people want to see.” -Michael Crichton
95. “But again, how do you know they’re all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs’ skirts?” -Dr. Ian Malcolm
96. “So we set out to make biological attractions. Living attractions. Attractions so astonishing they would capture the imagination of the entire world.” -Michael Crichton
97. “A do-you-think-he-saurus. What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?”
98. “If they don’t do it, someone else will.” -Michael Crichton
99. “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” “Jurassic Park Quotes”
100. “So have I.” – John Hammond
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